This is why furries seem to be in every important position on the internet: they're 50% more efficient than anthrotypicals, because instead of having to look up titties and llamas separately, they can just look up llama titties. https://twitter.com/dopegirlfresh/status/1311123057109590016
It's a well known fact the internet is good for two things:
1. Porn
2. Pictures of cute animals (usually cats, but this is an oversimplification)

Imagine the time savings of only needing one thing from the internet.
If you ever wondered what it was like to get out evolved, like the Neanderthals seeing homo sapiens sapiens building cities and developing complex language?
This is it.
Brb writing a paper for Nature where I argue that furries are a distinct subspecies and should be called Homo Sapiens Interretiarii: the wise interneting ape
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