I've been trying to myth bust for well over a decade .. shit never gets through to people.

Ive been craving mac n' cheese for 5 days straight. I can't even afford🍝. I have $14 for food this month, & no💰4 a phone bill. BUT I'll be saving my baby pics from auction 1 more time!
YET THAT'S STILL Not enough for some of these mad ass fugly hoes
BTW.. this thread is 92% truthful. the lack of grooming is literally not by choice. my physical health made it impossible .. but It's getting better so maybe one day I'll shave my legs n' such* for shitz n' giggles!
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