insulin as bottled water: a thread

1. humalog — kirkland signature
tried and true, common in many a household, a bargain compared to other brands if you have a costco membership/participating formulary
2. novolog — nestle pure life
just as common and effective as #1 but somehow less desirable
3. fiasp — smart water
the same product as above but BETTER because of SCIENCE (?) & MARKETING !!!!!!
4. lispro — crystal geyser
the EXACT same thing as #1 but with a less snappy name/package therefore it is less desirable aesthetically but more affordable even though it’s the EXACT SAME THING
6. lantus — aquafina
a staple for many, feels like high school, more acidic than other brands so, tingly
7. levemir — poland spring
a good middle ground, a compromise of quality and price/reputation
8. tresiba — dasani
FANCY, sleek, expen$ive but worth it
9. afrezza — perrier
spicy insulin calls for spicy water!! bougie!!!
10. “walmart insulin” — vitamin water
MISLEADING, the same name as the above items but an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PRODUCT
end thread!! i will be taking no further questions :)
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