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Not to change the subject but I was on my driveway and then thought I smelled skunk smell. I heard a rustling and ran, yelping down the sidewalk in front of my house and out of my slippers. I am currently in my bare feet holding 1 slipper and plotting how to get back inside.
Also I think the rustling was the tag in my shirt. 65% chance.
Idk about skunks. I’m from FL. I’m just assuming the smell is skunk because it smells like skunky weed. Which we do have in FL.
Just tried to take a pitiful selfie and the flash was accidentally on and I blinded myself and yelled “No!”
I have to move now.
I made it back inside but RIP 
to the slipper I abandoned
to the slipper I abandoned
