If they’re gonna interview undecided voters, they have to ask them to describe a typical day in their life. Specifically, how do they manage to avoid getting creamed by a bus or crushed by a piano or something along those lines?

Like, think of how difficult it would be to legitimately have no solid opinion of Donald fucking Trump at this point. How could you absorb that little of the culture? He’s everywhere. All the time. Are you encased in one of those battery goo chambers from the Matrix, or what?

One day, you wake up, pull the plug out of your neck, and stumble down the street into the voting booth? “Oh, I guess this must be that election everyone’s been talking about!”

How do you hold down a job?