The nice thing about watching the debate is literally anything on TV afterwards is a riotous good time. I& #39;m watching Rent and I barely want to punch Roger in the face at all.
I guess the cats have never seen Rent because Maurice just looked up from washing Kevin& #39;s head and stared at the screen and then looked at me, like, "Why can& #39;t that guy write a song? He just sang a whole song about writing a song." And I& #39;m just like, "I don& #39;t know, man."
Of course, I mock it every time, and here I am, still watching and having all the feelings.
Okay, but also the most criminal underuse of Anna Deveare Smith in the history of anything.
"I was asleep. Did the guy write a song yet?"

"It& #39;s coming in a minute."

"I was asleep for like TWO HOURS."
"Okay, that was a pretty good ending, but I can& #39;t believe THAT SONG took him a year to write. Especially when everyone in the restaurant made up that other song with all the words right off the top of their head. That song had a LOT of words. It woke me up."
He is purring like crazy, either because he liked the ending or because he& #39;s glad it& #39;s over or (most likely) because he& #39;s having a snuggle.

This concludes the "Jill & Maurice Watch Rent Together, Sort Of" thread. Thank you for joining us. Good night.
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