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Dear SSRians,
Here is my OBVIOUSLY FICTIONAL story “MODERN JUNGLE BOOK”! A long story but will help u piece the puzzle
you have in your mind. Also, as I am writing 
this, there are way many more characters in this story. So sit back and CAREFULLY read it with fun. https://twitter.com/iAmSaffronTiger/status/1310995791289503744
Here is my OBVIOUSLY FICTIONAL story “MODERN JUNGLE BOOK”! A long story but will help u piece the puzzle
you have in your mind. Also, as I am writing this, there are way many more characters in this story. So sit back and CAREFULLY read it with fun. https://twitter.com/iAmSaffronTiger/status/1310995791289503744
Once upon a time, in a modern jungle, was JACOB, a strong panther 
, who was mysteriously found dead. The entire jungle was sad, many thought that committed suicide. Something didn’t feel right to TARZAN, the daredevil guy
. Tarzan started his independent investigation.
, who was mysteriously found dead. The entire jungle was sad, many thought that committed suicide. Something didn’t feel right to TARZAN, the daredevil guy. Tarzan started his independent investigation.
Meanwhile, CHARNAB, the orangutan
, started streaming Jacob’s death news, all over on his channel, Public TV. Soon, KANYA, the croc 
, came on Charnab’s show and started claiming she was very close to , and was very scared since past few days and said he’ll get killed.
, started streaming Jacob’s death news, all over on his channel, Public TV. Soon, KANYA, the croc , came on Charnab’s show and started claiming she was very close to , and was very scared since past few days and said he’ll get killed.
was doing great job of investigation and his findings were lauded by every1 in the jungle. He started getting good recognition. also started getting famous & began her “investigation” and hired a few members in her team, one of them was Chulbuli 
, the naive.
While had a one man show by and large, formed a group on a chatting app KyaChat, with her punters including and also added Sunny 
to it. had established reputation of reporting “SEEDHI BAAT” in the jungle since many yrs. He used to report same thing as CHARNAB
had a one man show by and large, formed a group on a chatting app KyaChat, with her punters including and also added Sunny to it. had established reputation of reporting “SEEDHI BAAT” in the jungle since many yrs. He used to report same thing as CHARNAB
Tarzan started finding lot of dirty things in course of his investigation and the jungle started believing him. got invitation to do LIVE interactions with jungle population and he started gaining lot of popularity. One day, both Tarzan & Sunny were together on show.
started finding lot of dirty things in course of his investigation and the jungle started believing him. got invitation to do LIVE interactions with jungle population and he started gaining lot of popularity. One day, both Tarzan & Sunny were together on show.
Sunny asks SEEDHA Q that he makes lot of BIG BREAKINGS BUT never gives evidence. To which says that he doesn’t make claims without evidence. Many fans of feel that there was a bit of heat in the conversation, but they still give benefit of doubt to popular Sunny
asks SEEDHA Q that he makes lot of BIG BREAKINGS BUT never gives evidence. To which says that he doesn’t make claims without evidence. Many fans of feel that there was a bit of heat in the conversation, but they still give benefit of doubt to popular Sunny
Few weeks later, and couple of other panelists happen to meet again on LIVE show where Sunny ignores Tarzan and Tarzan feels humiliated but keeps quiet. He does bring it up in the next LIVE session with the jungle population.
and couple of other panelists happen to meet again on LIVE show where Sunny ignores Tarzan and Tarzan feels humiliated but keeps quiet. He does bring it up in the next LIVE session with the jungle population.
At the same time, Chulbuli , the naive, continues to help KANYA in her favors. Tarzan gets immensely popular within the jungle and also in the international jungles around the globe 
. His big breaking is all over the Internet. LOVE or HATE him BUT you can’t ignore him!
, the naive, continues to help KANYA in her favors. Tarzan gets immensely popular within the jungle and also in the international jungles around the globe . His big breaking is all over the Internet. LOVE or HATE him BUT you can’t ignore him!
Cold War between Sunny and Tarzan intensifies and it becomes obvious to the population in the jungle and international jungles. The cause for justice for Jacob gets combined with an ego battle between Sunny and Tarzan.
and Tarzan intensifies and it becomes obvious to the population in the jungle and international jungles. The cause for justice for Jacob gets combined with an ego battle between Sunny and Tarzan.
In the meantime, Chulbuli , who is far from the center stage, happens to get in touch with Tarzan & appears on couple of LIVE shows with him and a couple of other panelists. starts exposing heinous jungle crimes like young animal trafficking on LIVE shows.
, who is far from the center stage, happens to get in touch with Tarzan & appears on couple of LIVE shows with him and a couple of other panelists. starts exposing heinous jungle crimes like young animal trafficking on LIVE shows.
After such revelations, links a SherKhan 
who is extremely popular all over the world and who has gotten away with crimes in past, to this heinous crime. As soon as this LIVE is out in the open, obviously , who is already popular surpasses and everyone else by miles.
links a SherKhan who is extremely popular all over the world and who has gotten away with crimes in past, to this heinous crime. As soon as this LIVE is out in the open, obviously , who is already popular surpasses and everyone else by miles.
Kanya along with Sunny becomes extremely jealous of the newfound hero of the jungle and conspires a plan to bring him down. tells Chulbuli and few others in her cabal to avoid and also types in the KyaChat group that “we will ELIMINATE him smartly”
along with Sunny becomes extremely jealous of the newfound hero of the jungle and conspires a plan to bring him down. tells Chulbuli and few others in her cabal to avoid and also types in the KyaChat group that “we will ELIMINATE him smartly”
First, both & start bashing indirectly by telling jungle population to not give FOOD which has been requesting from animals all over the world so that he can continue to open an unbiased media channel not backed by corporate bigwigs. They don’t take his name directly.
& start bashing indirectly by telling jungle population to not give FOOD which has been requesting from animals all over the world so that he can continue to open an unbiased media channel not backed by corporate bigwigs. They don’t take his name directly.
tells that will receive legal notice from SherKhan’s family for linking his name to the heinous crime. 1 Week later, does receive legal notice sent by bro of . Chulbuli , the naive, eventually starts thinking HOW COME knew about the legal notice a week ago???
connects the dots starts sensing that could very well be planning conspiracy against Tarzan. tells that she trusts . gets riled up and threatens . goes to for help and does support her.
extends an open invitation to for a friendly LIVE talk but doesn’t respond and blocks . Then supporters of start asking and she starts playing the blocking game with everyone who questions her. Meanwhile Sunny continues to stalk on his LIVE shows.
Chulbuli , the naive, who has severed her ties with the cabal, takes screenshots of the chats and gives all of that to . Sunny becomes nervous and reaches out to in a desperate attempt to convince her to delete all of that evidence but it’s too late.
, the naive, who has severed her ties with the cabal, takes screenshots of the chats and gives all of that to . Sunny becomes nervous and reaches out to in a desperate attempt to convince her to delete all of that evidence but it’s too late.
Chulbuli is unable to sleep at night, fears for her life and gets harassed by the andhbhakts of . tells to lay low and advises focus on her safety and her life.
is unable to sleep at night, fears for her life and gets harassed by the andhbhakts of . tells to lay low and advises focus on her safety and her life.
Meanwhile continues to vehemently work towards gathering leads, finding more evidences, connecting the dots and exposing possible suspects. He has become one of the flag bearers of this movement of justice for Jacob and he is the King Tarzan 
for his supporters.
continues to vehemently work towards gathering leads, finding more evidences, connecting the dots and exposing possible suspects. He has become one of the flag bearers of this movement of justice for Jacob and he is the King Tarzan for his supporters.
Sunny continues plays it safe, furtively but in an unintelligent way, stalks his opponent’s LIVE shows who he thinks of as his competition, forgetting that it was he who started this battle due to his false ego.
continues plays it safe, furtively but in an unintelligent way, stalks his opponent’s LIVE shows who he thinks of as his competition, forgetting that it was he who started this battle due to his false ego.
SherKhan is currently keeping low profile, investing heavily in PR reimaging to ensure his and his family’s skeletons remain in closet.
is currently keeping low profile, investing heavily in PR reimaging to ensure his and his family’s skeletons remain in closet.
Finally, Kanya .. well what to say about her, she has not left any stone unturned to bring down people who support King. Nowadays, she is painting herself as a victim on Charnab’s show just weeks after opening her own channel to gain sympathy & followers..
.. well what to say about her, she has not left any stone unturned to bring down people who support King. Nowadays, she is painting herself as a victim on Charnab’s show just weeks after opening her own channel to gain sympathy & followers..
So this is the current state of my ABSOLUTELY FICTIONAL STORY. I’ll add more to this thread if/when I get ideas. Hopefully, all SSRians will connect the dots and won’t ask me about the characters of this FICTIONAL story. 
As I've been advised and promised a 48-hour break, I'm using some of it 2 continue this illusory fable. To understand the dynamics of the next chain of events, we will have to go back to the origin of the virtual space where it all began @ The Baloo's Show, by Baloo, the bear
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had a reputation for his patience and tenacity he displayed on his talk shows. So much so, that he occasionally took bashing for calmly listening to the individual long Qs of the population, seeking change from the mainstream media barons like& his rival, CrapDeep, the 
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's outreach to the jungle population via "The Baloo's Show" was minimal for several years until Tarzan 
appeared on his show in regard to the mysterious death of Jacob . openly took names of all perpetrators by citing circumstantial chain of events thereby creating chaos.
Call it happenstance, but Tarzan's accusations on "The 's Show" were the gamechanger for 's popularity marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, and absence of restraint, much unlike 's innate serene nature. This newfound fame drove him internally to fight for .
accusations on "The 's Show" were the gamechanger for 's popularity marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, and absence of restraint, much unlike 's innate serene nature. This newfound fame drove him internally to fight for .
's fame spread like wildfire across the local & global jungles. The jungle population started raising their voice, , with, started getting all sorta guests on shows abt , including Kanya, Sunny& even a doctor, all ended up either in a LIVE cold war or a tiff with .
was feeling the heat which was overwhelming for someone who just attained fame & inadvertently invited other musicians remotely connected 2 the cabal, the bosses of which, were "allegedly" responsible for 's death. Needless to say, & guests were berated by the population.
realized that the situation had spiraled out of control and the jungle populations all over the world wanted him to run shows on nothing but . This in conjunction with the non-stop "Big Breakings" of , led the global population to think that the duo were up to something.
The population failed to realize that Baloo was nothing but a messenger. He was not an investigator. Not having personally seen any shreds of proof related to 's "Big Breakings", one fine day he decided to amicably end their "Dynamic Duo" combo as perceived by the population
was nothing but a messenger. He was not an investigator. Not having personally seen any shreds of proof related to 's "Big Breakings", one fine day he decided to amicably end their "Dynamic Duo" combo as perceived by the population
left all by himself, started his own virtual show but was struggling with technicalities. The first solo LIVE session was an embarrassment 4 & the population. The very next day, 1000's of miles away in an international jungle, Shamsher,
, woke up to a text "Bro, call me".
Shamsher was more of an "in one's face" & ardent, unlike the calm & subtle . & hosted their first lacklustered LIVE, but soon picked it up, thanks to the generous, who gave tips on handling technicalities, and heads up on the pressure and consequences. To be contd..
was more of an "in one's face" & ardent, unlike the calm & subtle . & hosted their first lacklustered LIVE, but soon picked it up, thanks to the generous, who gave tips on handling technicalities, and heads up on the pressure and consequences. To be contd..
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