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Here is my OBVIOUSLY FICTIONAL story “MODERN JUNGLE BOOK”! A long story but will help u piece the puzzle
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧩" title="Puzzle piece" aria-label="Emoji: Puzzle piece"> you have in your mind. Also, as I am writing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✍️" title="Schreibende Hand" aria-label="Emoji: Schreibende Hand"> this, there are way many more characters in this story. So sit back and CAREFULLY read it with fun. https://twitter.com/iAmSaffronTiger/status/1310995791289503744">https://twitter.com/iAmSaffro...
Here is my OBVIOUSLY FICTIONAL story “MODERN JUNGLE BOOK”! A long story but will help u piece the puzzle
Once upon a time, in a modern jungle, was JACOB, a strong panther https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard"> , who was mysteriously found dead. The entire jungle was sad, many thought that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard"> committed suicide. Something didn’t feel right to TARZAN, the daredevil guyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)">. Tarzan started his independent investigation.
Meanwhile, CHARNAB, the orangutanhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">, started streaming Jacob’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard"> death news, all over on his channel, Public TV. Soon, KANYA, the croc https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil">, came on Charnab’s show and started claiming she was very close to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard">, and https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard"> was very scared since past few days and said he’ll get killed.
While https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> had a one man show by and large, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> formed a group on a chatting app KyaChat, with her punters including https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)"> and also added Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> to it. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> had established reputation of reporting “SEEDHI BAAT” in the jungle since many yrs. He used to report same thing as CHARNAB https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">
Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> started finding lot of dirty things in course of his investigation and the jungle started believing him. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> got invitation to do LIVE interactions with jungle population and he started gaining lot of popularity. One day, both Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> & Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> were together on show.
Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> asks https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> SEEDHA Q that he makes lot of BIG BREAKINGS BUT never gives evidence. To which https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> says that he doesn’t make claims without evidence. Many fans of https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)">feel that there was a bit of heat in the conversation, but they still give benefit of doubt to popular Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht">
Few weeks later, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> and couple of other panelists happen to meet again on LIVE show where Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> ignores Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> and Tarzan feels humiliated but keeps quiet. He does bring it up in the next LIVE session with the jungle population.
At the same time, Chulbuli https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)">, the naive, continues to help KANYA https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> in her favors. Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> gets immensely popular within the jungle and also in the international jungles around the globe https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌎" title="Amerika auf dem Globus" aria-label="Emoji: Amerika auf dem Globus">. His big breaking is all over the Internet. LOVE or HATE him BUT you can’t ignore him!
Cold War between Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> and Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> intensifies and it becomes obvious to the population in the jungle and international jungles. The cause for justice for Jacob https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard"> gets combined with an ego battle between Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> and https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)">Tarzan.
In the meantime, Chulbuli https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)">, who is far from the center stage, happens to get in touch with Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> & appears on couple of LIVE shows with him and a couple of other panelists. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> starts exposing heinous jungle crimes like young animal trafficking on LIVE shows.
After such revelations, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> links a SherKhan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐯" title="Tigergesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Tigergesicht"> who is extremely popular all over the world and who has gotten away with crimes in past, to this heinous crime. As soon as this LIVE is out in the open, obviously https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)">, who is already popular surpasses https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> and everyone else by miles.
Kanya https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> along with Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> becomes extremely jealous of the newfound hero https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> of the jungle and conspires a plan to bring him down. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> tells Chulbuli https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)"> and few others in her cabal to avoid https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> and also types in the KyaChat group that “we will ELIMINATE him smartly”
First, both https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil"> & https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> start bashing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> indirectly by telling jungle population to not give FOOD which https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> has been requesting from animals all over the world so that he can continue to open an unbiased media channel not backed by corporate bigwigs. They don’t take his name directly.
Chulbuli https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)">, the naive, who has severed her ties with the cabal, takes screenshots of the chats and gives all of that to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)">. Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> becomes nervous and reaches out to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)"> in a desperate attempt to convince her to delete all of that evidence but it’s too late.
Chulbuli https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)"> is unable to sleep at night, fears for her life and gets harassed by the andhbhakts of https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil">. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> tells https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Tanzende Frau (heller Hautton)"> to lay low and advises focus on her safety and her life.
Meanwhile https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🏽🦱" title="Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired (mittlerer Hautton)"> continues to vehemently work towards gathering leads, finding more evidences, connecting the dots and exposing possible suspects. He has become one of the flag bearers of this movement of justice for Jacob https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard"> and he is the King Tarzan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤴" title="Prinz" aria-label="Emoji: Prinz">for his supporters.
Sunny https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sonne mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sonne mit Gesicht"> continues plays it safe, furtively but in an unintelligent way, stalks his opponent’s LIVE shows who he thinks of as his competition, forgetting that it was he who started this battle due to his false ego.
SherKhan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐯" title="Tigergesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Tigergesicht"> is currently keeping low profile, investing heavily in PR reimaging to ensure his and his family’s skeletons remain in closet.
Finally, Kanya https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐊" title="Krokodil" aria-label="Emoji: Krokodil">.. well what to say about her, she has not left any stone unturned to bring down people who support Kinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤴" title="Prinz" aria-label="Emoji: Prinz">. Nowadays, she is painting herself as a victim on Charnab’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan"> show just weeks after opening her own channel to gain sympathy & followers..
So this is the current state of my ABSOLUTELY FICTIONAL STORY. I’ll add more to this thread if/when I get ideas. Hopefully, all SSRians will connect the dots and won’t ask me about the characters of this FICTIONAL story. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏼" title="Gefaltete Hände (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏼" title="Gefaltete Hände (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏼" title="Gefaltete Hände (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Gefaltete Hände (mittelheller Hautton)">
As I& #39;ve been advised and promised a 48-hour break, I& #39;m using some of it 2 continue this illusory fable. To understand the dynamics of the next chain of events, we will have to go back to the origin of the virtual space where it all began @ The Baloo& #39;s Show, by Baloo, the bearhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht">!
Call it happenstance, but Tarzan& #39;shttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🦱" title="Man, curly haired" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired"> accusations on "The https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht">& #39;s Show" were the gamechanger for https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht">& #39;s popularity marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, and absence of restraint, much unlike https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht">& #39;s innate serene nature. This newfound fame drove him internally to fight for https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐆" title="Leopard" aria-label="Emoji: Leopard">.
The population failed to realize that Baloo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht"> was nothing but a messenger. He was not an investigator. Not having personally seen any shreds of proof related to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🦱" title="Man, curly haired" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired">& #39;s "Big Breakings", one fine day he decided to amicably end their "Dynamic Duo" combo as perceived by the population
Shamsher https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐅" title="Tiger" aria-label="Emoji: Tiger"> was more of an "in one& #39;s face" & ardent, unlike the calm & subtle https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht">. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👨🦱" title="Man, curly haired" aria-label="Emoji: Man, curly haired">&https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐅" title="Tiger" aria-label="Emoji: Tiger"> hosted their first lacklustered LIVE, but soon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐅" title="Tiger" aria-label="Emoji: Tiger"> picked it up, thanks to the generoushttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐻" title="Bärengesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Bärengesicht">, who gave tips on handling technicalities, and heads up on the pressure and consequences. To be contd..
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