Retired BkDk.

Katsuki: Deku what were you thinking?!
Deku: my body just tried to move Kacchan!
Katsuki: this is why you broke your hip twice already.

Katsuki: hahh! What did you say?
Deku: do you want more spicy chicken?
Kacchan: hahhh!?
Deku: DO YOU want MORE spicy chicken?!
Kacchan: speak up and stop mumbling! Say it to my face!
Deku: Kacchan did you forget your hearing aides again?
Kacchan: .... Huh?

Deku: not as young as we used be. But we can still go fast!
Katsuki: you don't think you're actually going to win this race in this wheelchair do you nerd?
Deku: I've got the best partner I could ever want....
Katsuki:
Deku: and we're racing down a hill
Katsuki: smart nerd

Katsuki: Deku have you seen my glasses?!
Deku: did you check on top of your head?
Katsuki: on top of my- why the hell would it be on top of my head? Stop playing with me Deku.
Deku: did you check?
Katsuki: it's not on top of my -
Deku: Kacchan did you find it?
Katsuki: shut up

Katsuki: ... Deku why are you up. It's 3am in the morning.
Deku: sorry Kacchan I'll be back in a moment
Katsuki: *squinting in the half darkness noticing Deku rubbing his arms * is your arthritis acting up again?
Deku: .. Yeah
Katsuki: come here warm hands help the aches.

Deku: Katsuki do you think I'm pretty?
Katsuki: what type of question is that?
Deku: my thighs aren't as thick as they used to be, barely any muscle. I'm all full of aches and breaks. Even my freckles are hidden under wrinkles.
Katsuki: and I love you as much as I ever did

Deku: Kacchan do you want some help?
Katsuki: *trying to cut the paper into the snowflake but his arms keep shaking unsteady* I can do this
Deku: Kacchan let me help you. Let me be your hero
Katsuki: *frustrated sigh handing the paper and scissors over*
Thanks Deku.

Katsuki: I may not be as fast as I used to be in my youth my if you think I can't kick your fucking ass you damn punk!
"Punk": Sir-
Katsuki: I was kicking villains' asses when you were just a sperm in an extra's-
Deku: Kacchan! Just let him help us across the street

Katsuki: where's your knee brace?
Deku: where's your cane?
Katsuki: I don't need it
Deku: I don't want it
Katsuki:... I'll cook your favorite meal if you wear it
Deku:... I'll let you push my wheelchair if you hook your cane to the back
Katsuki:deal nerd
Deku: love you Kacchan

Katsuki: *sneaks up on Deku, placing his hand on his hips, until Deku is forced to wrap his legs around him*
Deku: Kacchan what are you doing put me down
Katsuki: what you think I can't still lift you up when we make love?!
Dk: Kacchan your knees!
K: I'm-oh shit-
*fall together*

Deku: we should adopt a retired pet
Katsuki: it has been a while since king explosion passed away. Maybe we could.
Deku: is that a yes?
Katsuki: maybe if we find the right one.
Deku: yes! So there's this one eyes black cat stray that I want to call kit furry that Eri showed me

For @chocochiplague
Rin brushed down the front of her yellow and orange blossoms scrub top before pushing the headband back to keep her dark hair from her face. Today was her first day on the job as a nurse at the General Maes Hughes assisted living facility.

It was one of the most prestigious locations to be at and had fought hard to gain a chance at the interview. (Maybe she asked her adopted mother to take pity on her and ask the head doctor to just show her resume for her but after that it was all her work.)

"Right on time!"

a tall more legs than body man greeted as she walked through the administration access.

"We've been waiting for you to get here so that I could give you a quick run down of the facility before you meet with Kikyo and Kaede for some more direction."

"Thank you so much for this"

He flapped his hands around before handing her a clipboard and pen indicating for her to follow along.

They trailed around the area checking in on those who were in the facility proper before finally after an hour and a half leaving to the courtyard and separate"homes".

"So we normally check 2-3 times a day on the residents who are living "alone" at any time. We encourage them to leave their homes and mingle here in the courtyard. Get a little bit of sun into those bone of theirs and fresh air.
Rin nodded along writing mini notes as she followed

She paused as she took in two figures, one short and sitting in a wheelchair while the other sat at the bench. Their heads were resting upon one another, fingers nested together and linked. Rin didn't need to walk closer to know that the couple were full of love.

"Those two-"

"Oh yeah it's one of the best couples around. They like watching the sun rise and love to watch the stars together. That's their favorite bench and just between you and I, " he leaned down closer to whisper to her more " it's because it was painted in All Might colors."

Katsuki: *starring down at the pills in his hands, he clenched his hands into fists.*
Deku: Kacchan are you-
Katsuki: is there any other way?
Nurse: if you don't take the quirk suppression pills, we only have cuffs as our last option
Deku: Kacchan you're more than your quirk +

( Katsuki starts to lose control of his quirk the older he gets in retirement. Some days it will go off without his control even though he doesn't sweat as much as he used to these days. Since the fall of the LoV science has improved to have minor suppression drugs)

Deku: does the gray in my hair make me look sophisticated?
Kacchan: nope
Deku:
Kacchan: *raising his hands to caress Deku's head tilting him closer to him
Katsuki: now it looks like there's stars in your hair like there are in your eyes
Deku:

Deku: should we pick up a hobby together?
Katsuki: you don't think collecting hero merch is enough of a hobby
Deku: Kacchan that's not a hobby. What about knitting?
Katsuki: that's an old people hobby
Deku: so that's a yes? Wonderful next meeting in 30 mins

Kaede sighed looking into the room, leaning on her thick wooden staff, where one of their grumpiest and most frustrating resident sat arguing with their staff. She was getting too old for this she thought to herself. Rin stood beside her blinking in shock at the reaction.

The girl was barely into her job, 4 days fresh, and no doubt had only seen one half of the dynamic and terrible but lovely dou while he was with his husband. Separate them and their more troublesome qualities came out.

"Does he remind you of anyone child?" She asked

Rin looked down to the older woman twisting her mouth to the side humming before looking back at where the blonde growled, like a lion with still sharp teeth.

"Uncle Inuyasha when he talks to father."

"And what's the best way to calm down Inuyasha?"

Rin giggled covering her -

mouth. "Well a good sit from Kagome does the trick before. But his wife, Kikyo."

The single eye exposed, closed in shared laughter. "Aye. The same is true for our resident dragon. Bring his item of gold and he too will calm down quickly. "

Rin looked back at the room where -

she saw Izuku being rolled in by the former hero Uravity. He was napping during her rounds after going through some physical therapy but now he was wide awake and already trying to reach his husband and not allowing the chair to come to a full stop.

And the dragon? Bakugou?

He paused his words, turning to his husband mid speech to catch him in his arms, settling back into the couch chastising him while wide hands petted silver and green hair.

She smiled seeing the way his former snarl changed into a smirk of fondness.

Cute.

Katsuki: when is that little shit going to visit us huh?
Deku: Kacchan why are you like this, he has a name. You never call Eri Mahoro, or even Katsuma that!
Katsuki: Eri and Katsuma are polite kids who visit their parents weekly!
Deku: Kota wins every battle for you
Bkg:

Deku: did I forget to take my medication this morning?
Katsuki: how many kisses did I give you this morning?
Deku: hmm 4 kisses from Kacchan!
Katsuki: then you're missing one more.
Deku: oh no which one?
Katsuki: this one, the I love you nerd kiss

https://twitter.com/chocochiplague/status/1311389808145567744?s=19