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Watching Hamilton with my conservative MIL so I can’t make jokes I want to make.
The first is- everyone pretends like America was build on religious freedom when literally the founding fathers were tax evaders
The first is- everyone pretends like America was build on religious freedom when literally the founding fathers were tax evaders
Everyone me @ her in my head: I could have been an actress but you made me do stupid Narnia rip offs and told me my talents came from the lord and we’re for the lord.
Me @ @pdx_tbh: are we going to have to pretend that Hamilton didn’t trade slaves for his in-laws? Or?
Me: thank god the actors are not all white Tho. This would be so much worse.
Me @ @pdx_tbh: who’s gonna tell her king George is what she thinks jesus is like?
Me @ Aaron Burr: no one likes a kiss ass
Idk if @meghanttucker loves me anymore
This whole show is about his fucking ego.
People looking at how much I tweet: how do you write like you’re running out of time? Running out of time? Running out of time?
Thomas Jefferson was a fucking cunt! Pass it on!
