Thread by @CallMeMoprah, Photo 1: “P*chahontas” - TrumpPhoto 2: Loud cross talk

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Photo 1: “P*chahontas” - Trump
Photo 2: Loud cross talk - both
Photo 3: “Just shut up” - Biden

#PresidentialDebate2020

“You couldn’t even remember the name of your college. You were the lowest or in the lowest of your class. Don’t you ever use the word ‘smart’ with me.” - Trump

#PresidentialDebate2020

“Can you just sush for a minute?” - Biden

#PresidentialDebate2020

“Biden, you’re holding much smaller events-“ “which no one will show up” - Trump

#PresidentialDebate2020

*literally everything Trump just said about the economy & opening up states* #Debates2020

“He’s wrong, that’s wrong” - Trump interrupting Biden

“Can I get my time back?” - Biden

#Debates2020

“By the way I brought back football!” - Trump #Debates2020

“Will you tell us how much you paid in taxes?” “Millions, millions of dollars” - Trump #Debates2020

“You’re the worst President this country has ever had” - Biden #Debates2020

“China ate your lunch, Joe. China ate your lunch.” - Trump #Debates2020

“Mr. President, Mr. President, just stop” - Chris #Debates2020

“It’s hard to get any word in with this clown” - Biden #Debates2020

“Frankly sir, you’ve been doing most of the interrupting” - Chris #Debates2020

Literally everything Trump is saying about law enforcement rn also KEEP MINNEAPOLIS OUTCHA MOUTH #Debates2020

Me telling my mom that Chris Wallace is literally a waste of space #Debates2020

Me telling my mom that CRT didn’t teach me to hate this country, going to regular public school did that for me

#Debates2020

Joe and Trump’s loud cross talk brought out my lazy eye!! #Debate2020

“Wait, did Joe just call it a nine eleven call? Not 9-1-1? Did he forget it’s called 9-1-1?” - Me

“Girl...I don’t even know” - Mom

#Debates2020

“Chaos and violence help his cause” - Biden

“Who? WHO?” - Trump #Debates2020

Chris and Trump arguing #Debates2020

“I’ve done more for this country in 3 years than any other president has ever done” - Trump #Debates2020

“Why don’t you observe what your campaign team agreed to?” - Chris
“He never keeps his word” - Biden
“Well I-“ - Trump
“No, sir, that was a rhetorical question” - Chris #Debates2020

“We have to do whatever we can to have immaculate air, immaculate water [...] we’re planting one billion trees” - Trump #Debates2020

Here are final faces that I couldn’t write down the words fast enough for - they’re probably mostly reacting to Chris’ total inability to moderate.

I can’t stop yawning & I need to listen to my body!! So I’ll find out tomorrow what happened post-climate discussion! #Debate2020

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