This debate is an absolute trainwreck.

Trump's strategy:

1. Speak loudly about nothing to make Biden look dumb
2. Yell
3. Say nothing coherent and continue to yell loudly about how "It's bad and not a good idea"

Biden's strategy:

1. Laugh nervously
2. Stutter
3. Shake his head in disdain, silently

Moderator's strategy:

1. Try to get a single word out and fail

"2 minutes uninterrupted" - Moderator
"Good luck." - Trump

... nice job not interrupting..?

Here's a joke. What happens when two elderly white men attempt to improve a country?

Nothing.

(I know it's not funny, sue me.)

Trump's main argument:

Blame China.

Moderator: Medical professionals say a vaccine is far away
Trump: I've spoken to the companies. Pfizer- a vaccine *incoherent rambling* - and it's a possibility we will have an answer and deliver right away...WE HAVE MILITARY

Trump: I spoke to the scientists. They will have a vaccine very soon.

Biden: ...*wtf?!*

Biden: A lot more people are going to die if we don't address covid

Trump: Did you just say SMART?! You're not smart.

Personal opinion, we should nominate #pocahontas for president. This debate is sponsored by @Disney

Moderator: Can we move onto another subject

Trump: THE MILITARY! PocaHONTAS! Pfizer. *mic drop*

Trump: When needed I wear masks. I love masks. Masks are great. In fact Ivana is starting a business selling designer masks. Please buy our mask stock. Masks masks masks. Maker america masks again.

Trump: Fauci say mask bad. Then say mask good. I LIKE MASK. MASK IS GOOD!

FYI. These are essentially word for word recaps of the debate. No exaggeration.

Trump: We've had no negative effects.

Data and science: 206,000 people dead in America due to COVID.

Trump: We've built the best economy in history:

Data and science: Unemployment in USA at almost 15% ... https://venngage.com/blog/seo-content-marketing/

Personal opinion: Biden should really start yelling more if he wants to win.

Time for a poll- who thinks if Biden just starts yelling things like "TAXES!" "DEATH!" "OBAMACARE!" "MURDER!" he will have a better chance of winning this debate?

Biden: You're the worst president america has ever had

Trump: why didn't you do anything in the last 25 years

Biden: You screwed it up

Trump: THE BROKEN MILITARY

Moderator: In Obama's last 3 years of presidency, more jobs were created than in your presidency, Mr Trump

Trump: Slowest economic recovery. let me tell you about the stock market- that means jobs and 401Ks, if you want to terminate my taxes half the companies will LEAVE!

Trump: Car companies are in michigan and ohio! MANUFACTURING

Biden: China is stealing everything from us.

Trump: China ate your LUNCH JOE! Why is the mayor of Moscow's wife giving you millions of dollars

Moderator: *Thinking: I should have taken that job as a clown*

OOOH now we getting into race... lets see what the old white boys gotta say..

So to summarize:

Trump doesn't actually answer anything and just attacks Biden about things from 20+ years ago...?

Trump: I ended education about racial equality because it was racist.

Also Trump: Nominates Supreme Court leader who doesn't believe in felon voting rights and is racist...

Trump: Crime has dropped

Moderator: Actually there have been spikes...

Moderator: What does reimagining policing mean and do you support #BLM

Biden: I support police having opportunity to deal with issues and not opposed to defunding police. They need assistance from qualified people so they don't use force.

Trump: THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. They are talking about defunding police. Name a group that supports you!

Moderator: screw this lets move on..

Let us note that Trump NEVER answers the question?!? He just waits for Biden then uses his time to make fun of Biden and doubt his statements...

to Trump, Moderator: Are you prepared to call down white supremacist groups?

Trump: I see issues on the left wing

Moderator: Call down white supremacists

Trump: I'll tell you what- someone has to do something about ANTIFA

Folks. This is proof that Trump supports white supremacy - just so y'all are aware...

Trump: No one has done more than I have done.

The World:
- COVID
- Murder Hornets
- Wild Fires
- Millions of deaths

...ok.

omg I'm so over this. Can we just erase the world and start over? @elonmusk how long until we can leave earth and move to mars?

Moderator: *just tries to speak*

Trump: NOPE!

Moderator: What is your view on climate change?

Trump: I want crystal clean air. FOREST FIRES. We need to control them. Cigarette butt? Burning forests.

Moderator: Do green house gases contribute to pollution.

Trump: Sure. Maybe?

Moderator: Ok but if you believe in the science of climate change, why get rid of climate regulations?

Trump: Cars are EXPENSIVE. Cars are safer now. And the ECONOMY?!?!

The Earth: Ok, that's it. SHUT IT DOWN!

Anybody ever: *states a fact*

Trump: WRONG! You made that up. CHINA.

My conclusion is: the moderator should be president.

Now excuse me as I return to my Canadian problems. *waits for snow to come so I can apologize to it*