Here’s my thread for the debate tonight and things I think about it (I am playing a drinking game throughout)

HAHAHHAHAA OFF TO A GREAT START THEYRE LITERALLY SCREAMING OVER EACH OTHER MINUTE 19

Shot #1: Biden called Trump a clown

HAHAHA BIDEN SAID “would you shut up man?”

I’ll fucking scream I’m voting for this man

The moderator is getting so fed up Im nervous laughing so hard but Biden is actually bringing up statistics and Trump (as expected) is talking in absolutes lmfao

“Insulin prices are going down, lower than they’ve ever been, they’ve ever been. They’re going down, and I did that”

Trump said “it’s China’s fault” about Corona I’m gonna bludgeon myself hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

This moderator is a saint honestly because he’s treating both of them how they’re both acting (like children lol) shot two

Trump is talking ab a vaccine and when Biden was like “yo u said to inject bleach” and trump said “that was sarcasm and u know it”

i hate it here

They are now talking about masks lmao stop giving these anti masks fuckers a platfrom bro it’s gonna make more customers try shidding on me for having to wear one fuck

Okay Biden is actually way more coffee than than oops i meant coherent than i thought he was gonna be send tweet

therue talking about his taxes oh my fucking god also i took three more shots i’m not drinking any more but ok this is so annoying they aren’t ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS

DONALD TURMP NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD LET SOMEONE APEAK JESUS CHRIST

Oh God they’re talking ya out black lives matter and race reations jesus fuck

BRO JUST SHUT OFF DORMALD TRUNPS MIC AT TBIS POINT HES LITERALLY A MIDDLE SCHOOLLER FUCKING CHRIST WHY HAVENT PPL BEEN AS NOLD OOPS BOLD AS THEY USED TO BHE LIKE KENNEDYBDID NOT DO NEARLY AS MUCH TO GET POWPOW’d omg

dear american government i pulled my twitter fingers together and decided to quadruple check my spelling this is my notice to you that what i just said i’m my previous tweet was satire and a joke i do not have any intent to commit any crime