NO CHEERS, NO APPLAUSE

i don't even have alcohol, why am i doing this to myself

trump accusing biden of being a socialist, both men are somehow still technically alive

I AM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SHUT HIM UP

OH MY GOD

insulin so cheap it's like water

"i beat bernie sanders"
"not by much"
"i beat him by a whole hell of a lot actually"

CHRIST

just get these two dipshits in a mud pit

chris: will you pack the courts?
biden: vote!
trump: will you pack the courts?
biden: vote!
trump: he's not gonna answer the question
biden: oh will you shut up

i hate both of these men

CHINA DID IT

trump: we don't trust johnson & johnson? pfizer?

we're only weeks away from a vaccine, he insists

they're already so tired

trump: did you just use the word 'smart'? you graduated bottom of your class, don't use the word 'smart' with me

KICK HIS ASS

i'm watching this as a leftist who hopes it comes to blows on stage

trump just pulled a mask out of his breast pocket

trump: if you could get the crowds, you'd have done the same thing

THE CHINA PLAGUE

this is such a good example of why debates are a waste of fucking time

I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL

i was a private businesspeople

biden: we're gonna repeal the trump tax cuts
trump: okay

trump: let me tell you about the stock market, when the stock market goes up that means jobs

biden: i brought back automobile manufacturing

both of these men are exclusively a cancer

CHINA ATE YOUR LUNCH, JOE

chris: mr president, please stop

biden: it's hard to get any word in with this clown- excuse me, this president

this owns

OOOOO TEACHER'S MAD

chris: mr tump you believe that you've done more for black americans than any president, with the possible exception of abraham lincoln

biden trying to own trump on his protester response is gonna be really upset when trump rightly points out how much he hates protesters

trump answering this shit with the 90's crime bill and the superpredator bullshit and i'm over here cheering

trump: if you said 'law enforcement' you'd lose all your radical left support

biden: the vast majority of officers are good people

biden: you look down on irish catholics like me

trump: are you a fan of law and order?
biden: oh i'm a fan of law, and a little bit of order

biden: he wouldn't know a suburb unless he took a wrong turn
trump: oh i know suburbs

oh boy we're getting into blm now
biden: i'm totally opposed to defunding local law enforcement, they need MORE support

trump: name one law enforcement group that came out in support of you

so the debate right now is who would be better at kicking the ass of protest movements, absolutely zero acknowledgment that protesters have a point

biden: antifa is an idea, not an organization

well that was upsetting lmao

IMPEACHMENT HOAX

what hillary clinton thing???????

trump: there was unity gonna happen

biden: we're now weaker, sicker, divided, and more violent
me: yeah it fucking whips

CHRIS KEEPS HAVING TO TELL TRUMP TO SHUT UP

biden: my son was not a loser, he was a patriot!
trump: oh really

WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS UP, JOE

chris: i'd like to talk about climate change

trump: we're planting a billion trees

trump actually making a decent point here (albeit poorly) about controlled burns

trump is actually being very honest here about rolling back environmental protections for economic gains. this is how our economy works! this is capitalism!

biden: we're gonna build 500k charging stations in all the new highways we're gonna build

is biden just sorta casually implying we should coup brazil to save the rainforest?

trump doesn't know how to let joe finish [wink]

trump just gave chris a look like "i'm gonna have you killed you little shit"