<GOD HELP US ALL>

OK. Let’s do it.
Q: Merrick Garland.

Trump: Russia won the election fair and square.
Q: On Obamacare

Trump: WHAT IS IN YOUR EAR I TALK ALL THE TIME OBAMA KENYA CARE

I AM KING OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!
WALLACE: Dear G-d. What have we done. My G-d, we in the media

TRUMP: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I WILL DEAL DRUGS BETTER INSULIN DESTROYED FAMILIES

LITTLE NICKY SCARFO

GOVERNORS ARE BUYING IN DRUGS IN NORMAY
WALLACE: Let me quote, you, you Mobbed up mor-

TRUMP: YOU WERE A TERRIBLE SENATOR GOVERNOR, CHRIS

BIDEN: Medicaid and Medicare are Dif-

TRUMP: BERNIE SANDERS POCAHONTAS SOCIALISMS
BIDEN: Can we be clear? He& #39;s a fucking liar.

WALLACE: Trump, shut the fuck up.

TRUMP: I AM KING!!!!

WALLACE: *weeps*

BIDEN: Did you know people already started voting this guy out?
TRUMP: I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A CAGE AND FORCE GOOD HEALTHCARE ON YOU IN THE CAMPS. IT WILL BE GOOD.

WALLACE:

TRUMP: I RUN THINGS I LIKE PEOPLE BUT IN CAGES WE HAVE MEETINGS
WALLACE: *smashes own forehead with ball peen hammer praying for unconsciousness*

BIDEN: Fuck this guy.

WALLACE: Supreme Court. Filibuster? Packing? This is sort of a gotcha, which I have to do, but please G-d, beat Trump. Save us.

BIDEN: Vote. Everyone. Vote.
TRUMP: PACK THE LIST COURT PACK

WALLACE: oh my g-d

BIDEN: You guys having fun?

TRUMP: WHO HAS AN EARPIECE IN?
WALLACE: COVID. Stacks of bodies. Thoughts?

BIDEN: More people die here than other companies. Trump didn& #39;t give a fuck. He still doesn& #39;t give a fuck. He knew in February. It& #39;s on tape. He let Americans die. He gave a blowjob to the dictator of China. You get it.
BIDEN: *unnecessary golf joke*

TRUMP: China, Russia, and India are lying about their statistics.

(Oh shit, this is one of those things where Trump accidentally remembers his classified briefings. That& #39;s very likely true about dictators and statistics. This does happen.)
TRUMP: SWINE FLU!

BIDEN: 14,000 vs. an Economic Depression.
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