<GOD HELP US ALL>

OK. Let’s do it.
Q: Merrick Garland.

Trump: Russia won the election fair and square.
Q: On Obamacare

Trump: WHAT IS IN YOUR EAR I TALK ALL THE TIME OBAMA KENYA CARE

I AM KING OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!
WALLACE: Dear G-d. What have we done. My G-d, we in the media

TRUMP: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH I WILL DEAL DRUGS BETTER INSULIN DESTROYED FAMILIES

LITTLE NICKY SCARFO

GOVERNORS ARE BUYING IN DRUGS IN NORMAY
WALLACE: Let me quote, you, you Mobbed up mor-

TRUMP: YOU WERE A TERRIBLE SENATOR GOVERNOR, CHRIS

BIDEN: Medicaid and Medicare are Dif-

TRUMP: BERNIE SANDERS POCAHONTAS SOCIALISMS
BIDEN: Can we be clear? He's a fucking liar.

WALLACE: Trump, shut the fuck up.

TRUMP: I AM KING!!!!

WALLACE: *weeps*

BIDEN: Did you know people already started voting this guy out?
TRUMP: I AM GOING TO PUT YOU IN A CAGE AND FORCE GOOD HEALTHCARE ON YOU IN THE CAMPS. IT WILL BE GOOD.

WALLACE:

TRUMP: I RUN THINGS I LIKE PEOPLE BUT IN CAGES WE HAVE MEETINGS
WALLACE: *smashes own forehead with ball peen hammer praying for unconsciousness*

BIDEN: Fuck this guy.

WALLACE: Supreme Court. Filibuster? Packing? This is sort of a gotcha, which I have to do, but please G-d, beat Trump. Save us.

BIDEN: Vote. Everyone. Vote.
TRUMP: PACK THE LIST COURT PACK

WALLACE: oh my g-d

BIDEN: You guys having fun?

TRUMP: WHO HAS AN EARPIECE IN?
WALLACE: COVID. Stacks of bodies. Thoughts?

BIDEN: More people die here than other companies. Trump didn't give a fuck. He still doesn't give a fuck. He knew in February. It's on tape. He let Americans die. He gave a blowjob to the dictator of China. You get it.
BIDEN: *unnecessary golf joke*

TRUMP: China, Russia, and India are lying about their statistics.

(Oh shit, this is one of those things where Trump accidentally remembers his classified briefings. That's very likely true about dictators and statistics. This does happen.)
TRUMP: SWINE FLU!

BIDEN: 14,000 vs. an Economic Depression.
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