Ok y'all it's go time! Remember everything I tweet is real
Martha's pumpkin spice themed power suit is

Wallace over here trying to make Ohio seem cool
Crazy Joe: "how ya doin man?" *pepper sprays Trump with Fauci's new vaccine, Trump swiftly dodges and injects Sleepy Joe with disinfectant*
Sleepy Joe got his meds right so far
Trump in with those hot RBG quotes
Crazy Joe: THE PARTY IS ME
I AM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
Dang right it's on the ballot
Chris wallace: I AM THE DEBATE
Trump is DONE with Wallace

Trump: POCAHONTAS! YOU GOT LUCKY
Biden: SHUT UP! 




Oh snap Trump is laying down the FAXXX about China, Russia and the travel ban

"There's nothing smart about you"

Trump: "Biden has a mask the size of OHIO"
Wallace: "Vice president Biden, why do you only have 3 people at your rallies"
Trump: Michigan is in prison
PREACH Mr. President!
PREACH Mr. President!
Biden: I want to shout out my homies in Scranton
Trump: I AM FOOTBALL
Trump's been practicing that 47 month zinger for a-WHILE

Hunter dYd NUFFING wrong

"here's the deal" (drink)
Wallace: time for Ray-CISSM
Biden: "close your eyes and picture the torches"
Trump: "say it. Say police. I dare you"
Biden: "we're going to work out the apples"
Wallace out here carrying water for critical race theory smh
Biden: HIM IS RAYCISS
Trump: "BIDEN WANTS TO END SUBURBS"
Biden: "HE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SUBURBS IS"
Biden: "HE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SUBURBS IS"
"name your supporters. Don't worry, we have time"

The proud boys really just got named in a presidential debate!
Biden: "so like what is Antifa"
"we left him a blooming economy"
"my son, like everyone at home, had a drug problem"
Wallace is so stressy. Does he realize no one cares about what he wants?
Wallace: "what is your plan for cLymAte sHanGe"
"Beelions of trees"
"Beelions of trees"
Biden: "I denounce the radical green deal!"

Wallace tryna be the dad literally no one asked for
Jill really refusing to take that mask off
