Ok y& #39;all it& #39;s go time! Remember everything I tweet is real
Martha& #39;s pumpkin spice themed power suit is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ”„" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
Wallace over here trying to make Ohio seem cool
Crazy Joe: "how ya doin man?" *pepper sprays Trump with Fauci& #39;s new vaccine, Trump swiftly dodges and injects Sleepy Joe with disinfectant*
Sleepy Joe got his meds right so far
Trump in with those hot RBG quotes
Crazy Joe: THE PARTY IS ME
I AM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
Dang right it& #39;s on the ballot
Chris wallace: I AM THE DEBATE
Trump is DONE with Wallace https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Trump: POCAHONTAS! YOU GOT LUCKY
Biden: SHUT UP! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Oh snap Trump is laying down the FAXXX about China, Russia and the travel ban https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ”„" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
"There& #39;s nothing smart about you" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Trump: "Biden has a mask the size of OHIO"
Wallace: "Vice president Biden, why do you only have 3 people at your rallies"
Trump: Michigan is in prison

PREACH Mr. President!
Biden: I want to shout out my homies in Scranton
Trump: I AM FOOTBALL
Trump& #39;s been practicing that 47 month zinger for a-WHILE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Hunter dYd NUFFING wrong https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
"here& #39;s the deal" (drink)
Wallace: time for Ray-CISSM
Biden: "close your eyes and picture the torches"
Trump: "say it. Say police. I dare you"
Biden: "we& #39;re going to work out the apples"
Wallace out here carrying water for critical race theory smh
Biden: HIM IS RAYCISS
Trump: "BIDEN WANTS TO END SUBURBS"

Biden: "HE DON& #39;T EVEN KNOW WHAT SUBURBS IS"
"name your supporters. Don& #39;t worry, we have time" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
The proud boys really just got named in a presidential debate!
Biden: "so like what is Antifa"
"we left him a blooming economy"
"my son, like everyone at home, had a drug problem"
Wallace is so stressy. Does he realize no one cares about what he wants?
Wallace: "what is your plan for cLymAte sHanGe"

"Beelions of trees"
Biden: "I denounce the radical green deal!" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Wallace tryna be the dad literally no one asked for
Jill really refusing to take that mask off https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
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