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PREZ DEBATE LIVETWEET THREAD:
The carnage will go here
The carnage will go here
The TV still says "AWAITING START OF BIDEN-TRUMP DEBATE"
I still say they're getting paid and I'm not so I have no sympathy to give
I still say they're getting paid and I'm not so I have no sympathy to give
Melania is on TV in a mask. I wonder if Trump will be wearing a mask. I vote for the one from Man In The Iron Mask
"ANY MOMENT: TRUMP AND BIDEN TO TAKE STAGE"
Where will they take it? What happened to property rights
Where will they take it? What happened to property rights
Chris Wallace is telling us that there will be 2 min answers then open discussion and "both candidates have agreed to the rules"
Buddy, have I got news for you
Buddy, have I got news for you
CW: You want to end Obamacare but you dont have a plan
Trump: I do. I got rid of--
CW: Pls let me ask question
Hows that agreement working out, Chris?
Trump: I do. I got rid of--
CW: Pls let me ask question
Hows that agreement working out, Chris?
Biden: Everyone knows he';s a liar
Trump: Wordswordswords
CW: Let him speak
Trump: YOU JUST LOST THE LEFT
Trump: Wordswordswords
CW: Let him speak
Trump: YOU JUST LOST THE LEFT
Trump: wordswords words Obamacare wordswords best greatest
Biden: He has no plan, this man doesnt know what he's talking about
An editor would delete this line as not adding new info
Biden: He has no plan, this man doesnt know what he's talking about
An editor would delete this line as not adding new info
Biden: Will you shut up, man?
Trump: :O
Trump: :O
CW: 200k ppl have died of the covid. why should ppl trust you. 2 min each, NO INTERRUPTIONS
Biden: good luck
I take it back this man knows zingers
Biden: good luck
I take it back this man knows zingers
Biden: He didnt do shit bout the rona(I am now paraphrasing)
Trump: WRONG(he's right, he did lots of things, they were just all stupid, thats all)
Trump: WRONG(he's right, he did lots of things, they were just all stupid, thats all)
Trump: YOU DUNNO HOW MANY PPL DIED IN INDIA
Ouch, I felt that. Modi getting Indians sideswiped even when it ain't our road trip
Ouch, I felt that. Modi getting Indians sideswiped even when it ain't our road trip
Trump: you didnt do well on swine flu
Biden: 14k died, economy stayed open. 200k dead now.
Trump: you would have lost more. I should know about losing, I've lost billions(ok he didnt say that last bit)
Biden: 14k died, economy stayed open. 200k dead now.
Trump: you would have lost more. I should know about losing, I've lost billions(ok he didnt say that last bit)
Trump: ppl would rather make it political than save lives
The world:
The world:
Biden: why don't you inject some bleach in your arm
DED
DED
Biden: He puts pressure on his own scientists
Trump: I spoke to the scientists they will have the vaccine very soon
Trump: I spoke to the scientists they will have the vaccine very soon
Trump: DONT EVER USE THE WORD SMART WITH ME
Everyone: We agree
Everyone: We agree
Trump: He wants to shut down the country.
Trump: Multiple lies about covid
CW: You question masks
Trump: Masks are ok, I have a mask right here. Biden has the biggest mask I've ever seen
Send more booze
Trump: Multiple lies about covid
CW: You question masks
Trump: Masks are ok, I have a mask right here. Biden has the biggest mask I've ever seen
Send more booze
Trump insists that he's holding rallies because ppl want to hear him speak.
Biden: He flees people who aren't tested.
Trump: There's been no negative effect from rallies
Herman Cain: Hi
Biden: He flees people who aren't tested.
Trump: There's been no negative effect from rallies
Herman Cain: Hi
Trump: Built the greatest economy in history. we closed it down. we're doin record business.
One of these is not like the others
One of these is not like the others
Trump: Our country is setting records
204k dead is a record all right
204k dead is a record all right
Biden: names small towns and workin class neighbourhoods
Trump clearly has never heard of any of these
Trump: interrupting
CW: Pls let him speak
Trump: *glowers orangely*
Trump clearly has never heard of any of these
Trump: interrupting
CW: Pls let him speak
Trump: *glowers orangely*
Trump: EXCUSE ME HE MADE A STATEMENT
CW: So did you
Trump: I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL
CW: So did you
Trump: I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL
CW: is it true you paid $750 in taxes?
Trump: I paid millions
Biden: Show returns
Trump: When there finished
CW: will you tell us how much you paid in 2016 and 17
Trump: Millions. I dont wanna pay tax.
Trump: I paid millions
Biden: Show returns
Trump: When there finished
CW: will you tell us how much you paid in 2016 and 17
Trump: Millions. I dont wanna pay tax.
Biden: He says he's smart to pay less tax. Thats why I'm removing the Trump tax cuts
Trump: WHY DIDNT YOU REMOVE THEM IN THE LAST 47 YEARS???
Biden: you weren't president screwing everything up?
Trump: WHY DIDNT YOU REMOVE THEM IN THE LAST 47 YEARS???
Biden: you weren't president screwing everything up?
Trump: WHYY NOW WHY
Biden: You hadnt passed them yet
Someone explain to the POTUS how time works
Biden: You hadnt passed them yet
Someone explain to the POTUS how time works
Trump: when the stock market goes up that means jobs
(it means nothing of the sort, I now begin to get how he failed in like 15 different industries)
(it means nothing of the sort, I now begin to get how he failed in like 15 different industries)
Trump is now claiming various swing states had their best year ever last year
Trump is now spouting random conspiracy theories
Biden: Trump has been discredited
Trump: By who? Media??
Yes, POTUS, thats how it works
Trump is now spouting random conspiracy theories
Biden: Trump has been discredited
Trump: By who? Media??
Yes, POTUS, thats how it works
Biden: He doesnt even want to talk about the american ppl
Trump: Can I be honest?
Whole World: Doubt it
Trump: Can I be honest?
Whole World: Doubt it
CW: why should voters trust you over your opponent on race issues?
IS THIS A REAL QUESTION????
IS THIS A REAL QUESTION????
FINE I'LL DOCUMENT THIS
Biden: He stokes hatred and division.
Trump: you called them superpredators. I have support of generals and law enforcement. Say the words "law enforcement"
If you say it 3 times at midnight to a mirror, Joe Arpaio will appear and violate your rights
Biden: He stokes hatred and division.
Trump: you called them superpredators. I have support of generals and law enforcement. Say the words "law enforcement"
If you say it 3 times at midnight to a mirror, Joe Arpaio will appear and violate your rights
Trump: what is peaceful protest? when they burn towns?
how ,many words does he not know?
how ,many words does he not know?
CW: why end critical race theory teaching?
T: we need to go back to the core values of this country
T: dems dont want to talk about law and order unlike you
Dude. This is a straight up self-goal
T: we need to go back to the core values of this country
T: dems dont want to talk about law and order unlike you
Dude. This is a straight up self-goal
T: if he got to ever run this country, suburbs would be gone
B: you wouldnt know a suburb unless you took a wrong turn. The dowhistled won't work, suburbs are integrated
The POTUS looks skeptical of this claim. Surely the radical left hasn't gone that far
B: you wouldnt know a suburb unless you took a wrong turn. The dowhistled won't work, suburbs are integrated
The POTUS looks skeptical of this claim. Surely the radical left hasn't gone that far
CW: Biden, did you call the Portland mayor and tell them to callin the guard?
Biden: Dude I don't hold public office dafaq is wrong with you, get grip.
The paraphrasing will continue till morale improves
Biden: Dude I don't hold public office dafaq is wrong with you, get grip.
The paraphrasing will continue till morale improves
Lots of yelling about white supremacists, you know the drill. Let's move on.
Trump: we've rebuilt the military
He's rebuilt the words largest military. I wrote this finished tweet
He's rebuilt the words largest military. I wrote this finished tweet
Trump: i appointed judges
Biden: I fixed the economy and this guy is a fucking disaster on punctured wheels lit on fire
Trump: wordswordswords
CW: Oh, shut the fuck up
Biden: I fixed the economy and this guy is a fucking disaster on punctured wheels lit on fire
Trump: wordswordswords
CW: Oh, shut the fuck up
Trump: hunter was thrown out of the military for cocaine use and made a fortune abriad
Don Jr: WHAT ABOUT ME AM I CHOPPED TRUMP STEAK
Everyone including Trump: Yes
Don Jr: WHAT ABOUT ME AM I CHOPPED TRUMP STEAK
Everyone including Trump: Yes
CW: fires have burnt millions of acres and displaces thousands
Trump: people are very happy with this this is forest management
Me: *leaps into screen to perform Stone Cold Stunner*
Trump: people are very happy with this this is forest management
Me: *leaps into screen to perform Stone Cold Stunner*
CW: do you believe in climate change?
Trump: these trees burn easier in California
Biden looks like he needs 12 beers at the same time
Trump: these trees burn easier in California
Biden looks like he needs 12 beers at the same time
Trump has now interrupted CW once for each dollar paid in federal income tax
Biden: we'll build an economy that factors in climate change needs. We can get to net zero energy production.
I think you mean emissions, Joe
I think you mean emissions, Joe
Biden: he's cool with increased methane in the environment
Trump : green new deal is expensive they want to rip down buildings and rebuild them!
The builder has spoken
Trump : green new deal is expensive they want to rip down buildings and rebuild them!
The builder has spoken
