PREZ DEBATE LIVETWEET THREAD:

The carnage will go here

The TV still says "AWAITING START OF BIDEN-TRUMP DEBATE"

I still say they're getting paid and I'm not so I have no sympathy to give

Melania is on TV in a mask. I wonder if Trump will be wearing a mask. I vote for the one from Man In The Iron Mask

"ANY MOMENT: TRUMP AND BIDEN TO TAKE STAGE"

Where will they take it? What happened to property rights

Chris Wallace is telling us that there will be 2 min answers then open discussion and "both candidates have agreed to the rules"

Buddy, have I got news for you

CW: You want to end Obamacare but you dont have a plan

Trump: I do. I got rid of--

CW: Pls let me ask question

Hows that agreement working out, Chris?

Biden: Everyone knows he';s a liar

Trump: Wordswordswords

CW: Let him speak

Trump: YOU JUST LOST THE LEFT

Trump: wordswords words Obamacare wordswords best greatest

Biden: He has no plan, this man doesnt know what he's talking about

An editor would delete this line as not adding new info

Biden: Will you shut up, man?

Trump: :O

CW: 200k ppl have died of the covid. why should ppl trust you. 2 min each, NO INTERRUPTIONS

Biden: good luck

I take it back this man knows zingers

Biden: He didnt do shit bout the rona(I am now paraphrasing)

Trump: WRONG(he's right, he did lots of things, they were just all stupid, thats all)

Trump: YOU DUNNO HOW MANY PPL DIED IN INDIA

Ouch, I felt that. Modi getting Indians sideswiped even when it ain't our road trip

Trump: you didnt do well on swine flu

Biden: 14k died, economy stayed open. 200k dead now.

Trump: you would have lost more. I should know about losing, I've lost billions(ok he didnt say that last bit)

Trump: ppl would rather make it political than save lives

The world:

Biden: why don't you inject some bleach in your arm

DED

Biden: He puts pressure on his own scientists

Trump: I spoke to the scientists they will have the vaccine very soon

Trump: DONT EVER USE THE WORD SMART WITH ME

Everyone: We agree

Trump: He wants to shut down the country.

Trump: Multiple lies about covid

CW: You question masks

Trump: Masks are ok, I have a mask right here. Biden has the biggest mask I've ever seen

Send more booze

Trump insists that he's holding rallies because ppl want to hear him speak.

Biden: He flees people who aren't tested.

Trump: There's been no negative effect from rallies

Herman Cain: Hi

Trump: Built the greatest economy in history. we closed it down. we're doin record business.

One of these is not like the others

Trump: Our country is setting records

204k dead is a record all right

Biden: names small towns and workin class neighbourhoods

Trump clearly has never heard of any of these

Trump: interrupting

CW: Pls let him speak

Trump: *glowers orangely*

Trump: EXCUSE ME HE MADE A STATEMENT

CW: So did you

Trump: I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL

CW: is it true you paid $750 in taxes?

Trump: I paid millions

Biden: Show returns

Trump: When there finished

CW: will you tell us how much you paid in 2016 and 17

Trump: Millions. I dont wanna pay tax.

Biden: He says he's smart to pay less tax. Thats why I'm removing the Trump tax cuts

Trump: WHY DIDNT YOU REMOVE THEM IN THE LAST 47 YEARS???

Biden: you weren't president screwing everything up?

Trump: WHYY NOW WHY

Biden: You hadnt passed them yet

Someone explain to the POTUS how time works

Trump: when the stock market goes up that means jobs

(it means nothing of the sort, I now begin to get how he failed in like 15 different industries)

Trump is now claiming various swing states had their best year ever last year

Trump is now spouting random conspiracy theories

Biden: Trump has been discredited

Trump: By who? Media??

Yes, POTUS, thats how it works

Biden: He doesnt even want to talk about the american ppl

Trump: Can I be honest?

Whole World: Doubt it

CW: why should voters trust you over your opponent on race issues?

IS THIS A REAL QUESTION????

FINE I'LL DOCUMENT THIS

Biden: He stokes hatred and division.

Trump: you called them superpredators. I have support of generals and law enforcement. Say the words "law enforcement"

If you say it 3 times at midnight to a mirror, Joe Arpaio will appear and violate your rights

Trump: what is peaceful protest? when they burn towns?

how ,many words does he not know?

CW: why end critical race theory teaching?

T: we need to go back to the core values of this country

T: dems dont want to talk about law and order unlike you

Dude. This is a straight up self-goal

T: if he got to ever run this country, suburbs would be gone

B: you wouldnt know a suburb unless you took a wrong turn. The dowhistled won't work, suburbs are integrated

The POTUS looks skeptical of this claim. Surely the radical left hasn't gone that far

CW: Biden, did you call the Portland mayor and tell them to callin the guard?

Biden: Dude I don't hold public office dafaq is wrong with you, get grip.

The paraphrasing will continue till morale improves

Lots of yelling about white supremacists, you know the drill. Let's move on.

Trump: we've rebuilt the military

He's rebuilt the words largest military. I wrote this finished tweet

Trump: i appointed judges

Biden: I fixed the economy and this guy is a fucking disaster on punctured wheels lit on fire

Trump: wordswordswords

CW: Oh, shut the fuck up

Trump: hunter was thrown out of the military for cocaine use and made a fortune abriad

Don Jr: WHAT ABOUT ME AM I CHOPPED TRUMP STEAK

Everyone including Trump: Yes

CW: fires have burnt millions of acres and displaces thousands

Trump: people are very happy with this this is forest management

Me: *leaps into screen to perform Stone Cold Stunner*

CW: do you believe in climate change?

Trump: these trees burn easier in California

Biden looks like he needs 12 beers at the same time

Trump has now interrupted CW once for each dollar paid in federal income tax

Biden: we'll build an economy that factors in climate change needs. We can get to net zero energy production.

I think you mean emissions, Joe

Biden: he's cool with increased methane in the environment

Trump : green new deal is expensive they want to rip down buildings and rebuild them!

The builder has spoken