Let the debate begin!

LOL i'm already laughing at the straight whiteness on steroids. and no one has even opened their mouth.

this sucks. this is like watching my white friend's two old incoherent uncles debating at a family dinner i didn't want to go to. and one is more of a bully than the other but they're both clueless. and i'm just wanting to go home to my comparatively mildly dysfunctional NDN fam.

man, colbert should've moderated this old uncle holiday dinner fight. luckily they probably can't come to blows. they'd hurt their hands trying to punch. "you're a liar." "no, you're the liar!"

and i didn't get my bottle of italian cougar juice (AKA rosé) in the fridge soon enough so i'm having to tweet this hilarity on vitamin water.

oh LOL did biden just say "Shut up, man! Keep yappin' man." one of the old uncles will storm out before this is over. which one do you bet?

my bet's on biden walking first. i mean, no one thought this would be a real debate. i'm actually surprised they attempted it. surprised their handlers didn't find a way to spare us all.

instead of arguing over who has the biggest penis, they're arguing over who has the biggest mask. there's probably some secret meeting of world leaders going on right now and they're strategizing what to do with these two.

one time in indonesia i had to transcribe a talk by an old rich guy who was high-up in the organization i worked for. it was total nonsense. it's really hard to transcribe nonsense.

now the argument is over who is the saviour of Black people. and it's okay cheeto, none of us "radical lefties" support the other old uncle either.

these two debating structural race. neither of them knows what that means. i'm gonna go pour a glass of wine and take a sec. reminds me of the nonsensical questions i sometimes get at the end of a race and genetics talk. and i have to pretend they make sense.

i'll say it since biden won't. whiteness is a structure.

LOL WTF? sit down straight whites, sit down. your time as supreme world leaders is coming to an end.

now should i go watch the settler news try to analyze all that nonsense?

i remember my relative who worked for Rev Jackson in both of his prez campaigns on Indian Country issues talking about getting re-assigned to white Dukakis Dem kid campaign staff and what a nightmare it was. i think of those Dems when i watch CNN and MSNBC.

"unifying this country" and "keeping America safe"--"the candidate who can do that will win this election." US-ians don't get it. there are much bigger things at stake and they just abdicate their responsibility to their planetary relations. to quote joe biden, "C'mon, man."

okay a friend says he's watching @AlJazeera and it's a bit better in its analysis. going over there. i usually avoid US MSM anyway. that's "mainstream news" for those of you who use that acronym otherwise.