watching debates and gaming .... I guess I'll live tweet it?

commentator noted that BLM will be a serious topic ... I do know the Trump campaign is - laughably - trying to attack Biden's record re: civil rights. I mean, one of these guys has said the n-word and it's not Joe ....

And the NYT said Trump did prep although in very short bursts but here they're saying he basically didn't ... this is going to be an amazing train wreck.

Trump's going to attack Biden personally. Classy.

Alright, how much cocaine do you reckon Trump snorted prior to this?

they're bringing up the taxes and how that could impact things. Honestly as long as Biden doesn't fall down and piss himself I think he'll win by any metric.

They just noted that some of the early ballots are already in. I'm one of them. The CA Sec. of State sent out a digital "I voted" sticker and you can see it in my tweets.

to that end if you haven't confirmed your registration yet go to http://iwillvote.com 

and if you are an American living abroad (like me) go to http://votefromabroad.org 

Ah yeah, this is a good note. Guys so don't freak out if on Election night there's a "red mirage" because it looks like a decent number of the requests for absentee ballots have been from Dems and those may be the last votes processed. Don't let the GOP stop the count.

I'm always surprised when we're at this stage in a Presidential race and there are still undecided voters. I know they exist ... but especially in this one and in 2016 it's a bit shocking.

omg people actually trust *Trump* on the economy??? WHY?? He absolutely tanked a strong economy and he blew through several BILLION of his father's money.

they've raised the possibility of a) Biden challenging Trump to a push up contest and b) Ivanka's complicity in her father's crimes being brought up. I'm cool with either or both of those.

'kay, lady macbeth is here so I guess we're doing this.

oh dude ... Notredame is not liberal.

Also ... he's not even 5 minutes in and he has assumed he's going to win.

And he did not win the election in 2016, but cool.

And Merrick Garland was nominated some 6 months prior to the election. Quite different.

Biden's already hit on the ACA. Good call.

DO NOT APPROVE OF BIDEN COMPLIMENTING AMY CONEY WHATSERFACE.

Trump trying to stop the election ....

I am impressed that he's completing sentences though.

Trump is just freeform lying now. If he had any rhythm it would be jazz.

It's not about the lies you hear but the lies you don't hear.

WTF?? that Barret woman has frankly said she wants to overturn RvW. Trump's on crack.

Holy shit, now Trump's debating the moderator. This is insane.

.... We may actually see Trump try to attack someone.

Nobody cares about Bernie Sanders. It's not Biden who decided to protect the ACA over BS' plan it was the Democratic Party. This is just a disaster. Trump's such an incredible liar and Biden can't ignore him. This is what I was afraid of.

lols Trump seems to believe that 200k dead is not a big deal. And now he's trying to lie about the worldwide numbers.

I wonder if Trump actually believes his own shit.

yeah you can't just order a vaccine. It takes time and there's nothing to be done.

Trump is trying to challenge Biden on their relative intelligence. This is hilarious.

Biden: Will you just shush.

Me:

Trump doesn't understand leadership or leading by example.

How much makeup is Trump wearing. He's not saying anything so I have to focus on his look. And that also sucks.

Oh lols. Yet again Trump's saying he's going to share his taxes. I'm old enough to remember back in 2016 when he said that and then never made good on it.

The "broken military?" WTF.

Trump just self-owned himself with that whole, "why didn't you fix it when you were VP?" and Biden responded, "that was during your Presidency."

How much would you bet that at some point during this Trump will slip and call Obama the n-word?

here we go with the attacks on Hunter Biden.

Chris Wallace: Mr. President ... please.

This is like "Farmer Refuted," except it sucks.

Biden just called trump a clown.

Lemme just fact check that ...

I think this is not so much a debate but Chris Wallace's own personal hell.

Jesus hashtag Christ. I forgot Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln. My strength is being tested here.

Well, yeah he is letting people out of jail ... that is true. I mean they happen to be Roger Stone and a war criminal but yeah that is a factual statement.

Oh goodie, and now he's basically threatening a coup.

Oh hey guys! We're the Radical Left! Let's have a party! I mean we already have a Party but let's have a party in the Party.

Biden: We're going to get everyone together and work this out.

Trump:

Oh, Trump's madface at Obama again.

I feel like Biden wanted to say, "I'm in favor of law, you fart," and just caught himself.

What the hell does Trump have against Chicago? And you can't say it's their gay black mayor because she did not predate this. She was elected after his Chicago hate. I happen to like Chicago. Best pizza. Fight me.

Was Trump's debate prep him holding two dolls and having them yell at each other?

Chris Wallace: and to end this section and then hopefully my life ...

Wow, Trump couldn't even denounce domestic terrorists.

Fuck it. Guys, I'm the founder of Antifa. I admit it. Come and get me.

I literally have no idea what the hell he's talking about right now.

He's trying to tout his naming justices?? That's ... why we want you out, dude.

What the fuck did I just listen to?

"He's putin's puppy."

I mean, I like that idea, but what sort of putin's puppy would trump be. Chihuahua? Pomeranian?

oh wow, Trump, you shouldn't be talking about people doing cocaine ... I started this thread with a joke about that for a reason dude.

No, California's fire problem is not a forest management issue but thanks for blaming the victim yet again!