Oh my god, I just picked up my old truck from the mechanic, and despite having spent $4300 there over the past 3 months, three different mechanical alert lights turned on by the time I was 15 miles away. 1/

This is the reality of living in rural part of the stupidest state in America.

People hear cannot understand if you give them two directions at a time.

You cannot say, “110,000 mile service AND please check those alert lights.”

They will only hear the first part. 2/

And yes—it has been proven REPEATEDLY that Hawaii is the dumbed state in the US.

For all you “IQ sceptics,” just stop.

You don’t know what it’s like living in a place where no one can understand a compound sentence.

Nothing works. Nothing.

This is why 3/

Some countries function like clockwork; and others look like Haiti.

Everyone hates smart people. We are mean. We expect things. We get frustrated. Nobody can follow what we are saying.

But if you don’t have any smart people NOTHING GETS DONE.

Ugh. I’m sorry for ranting. 4/

You all know I have nothing but sympathy for stupid people.

It’s not their fault they are stupid.

But most people on twitter who believe intelligence doesn’t matter should try moving to rural Alabama.

See how that shoe fits.

As for Hawaii, I love it here, but...to imagine for one second it would be better off not being part of the United States is naive to the point of murderous.

Without the US, we’d barely have roads in a few years.

Fuck.

Goddamit fuck.

I wish if traded that fucker in. >.<

The only reason 90% of businesses in Hawaii can stay open is because they have no competition.

If there was any POSSIBLE way to go somewhere else to get anything done, believe me, people would.