I’m nervous. Only three and a half hours until the debate begins, and until I have to dictate to Joe Biden all his answers through his earpiece. We’ve done the tech checks a million times—but you never know, right? Wish us luck!

OMG—Now I’ve misplaced the debate questions I got in advance. I knew I should have straightened up my desk.
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Whew. Found them. They were under the print out of today’s instructions from Mr. Soros.

Dammit. Now the smart-aleck kid running the tech side of this is goofing around on twitter instead of testing the equipment. Get back to work, @BidenEarpiece! Now!