- a thread of people i’d knock out with one punch https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

my boyfriend drew house

- uses bizzle for clout
- never performed heartbreaker live
- still hasn’t answered my dms (it’s been over a year)
- won’t give me the $1m i asked him for ?? acting like he can’t afford it
- looks like he thinks pesto is for sandwiches
- he’s sexy innit

vroom vroom

- blocked me 2 years ago
- childish mentality i was joking u slag
- blocking 14 year olds https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😹" title="Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Katzengesicht mit Freudentränen"> mans threatened
- made us think PYD was gonna be a good song
- never gave us the intentions promo
- he’s lucky he has a top lip
- babe i love u please come back to me

spicy meatball

- thinks living in my head rent free is acceptable
- looks like he lives in a tent
- babe i’m joking
- is a pathological liar
- $8 A MONTH ARE U TAKING THE DAMN PISS
- shaves his beard every single time i get excited that it’s back
- i love him BOOOOOOOhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👎🏼" title="Thumbs down (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👎🏼" title="Thumbs down (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down (mittelheller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍅" title="Tomate" aria-label="Emoji: Tomate">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">

morris

- it’s been 2 months where are the mixtapes
- u said shortly that was 2 months ago
- 8 weeks ago
- gonna be 9 soon
- 2 months ago
- is a pathological liar but we already knew that
- two months ago
- it was two months ago chris
- shortly
- *2 months pass*
- TWO MONTHS

burrito bing boing

- he gets a part 2 bc he made journals
- you’re the stars in my sky https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
- plz stop copying me
- i streamed yummy for 9 days straight run me my chequehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kussgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kussgesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💗" title="Wachsendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Wachsendes Herz">
- gods greatest gift
- i’ll love u until my dying day babes which is 4ever bc king rhisus is immortal

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