I think it’s time, everyone. Time to tell you of my beautiful blossoming romance with @meganfox.

You will laugh, you will cry, and you’ll feel inspired. @NetflixUK @netflix might even make a film about it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏼‍♂️" title="Achselzuckender Mann (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckender Mann (mittelheller Hautton)">

It all began with when she called me cute... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> #relationshipgoals
Of course at first I was suspicious. “ @meganfox messaging me?!” I exclaimed to myself! Though she reassured me and made me realise this was indeed really her. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen"> #relationshipgoals #truelove
But then... one September morning I fell ill. I hadn’t replied to my darling @meganfox for 24 hours.

As I logged in to see she thought my company was a ‘rare one’, I truly knew that I loved her. We had that spark that can only be found in a @NetflixUK romcom. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
She plucked up the courage several days later and asked if I have a woman in my life. @meganfox didn’t believe a fella like me was single!

A handsome man like me would have beautiful women ‘flooking’ all over him. It’s the true!!!
Of course we had deeper chats too! @meganfox and I talked about our future often https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">

We’d have a dog and 2 kids; what a perfect family!

Megan loved the name Kimathi for our first born and, you know what? So. Did. I. Kimathi Fox-Mills will be a wonderful child https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👶🏼" title="Baby (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Baby (mittelheller Hautton)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
Of course we had deeper chats too!  @meganfox and I talked about our future often https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=We’d have a dog and 2 kids; what a perfect family!Megan loved the name Kimathi for our first born and, you know what? So. Did. I. Kimathi Fox-Mills will be a wonderful child https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👶🏼" title="Baby (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Baby (mittelheller Hautton)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">" title="Of course we had deeper chats too! @meganfox and I talked about our future often https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">We’d have a dog and 2 kids; what a perfect family!Megan loved the name Kimathi for our first born and, you know what? So. Did. I. Kimathi Fox-Mills will be a wonderful child https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👶🏼" title="Baby (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Baby (mittelheller Hautton)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😊" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Now, that brings us to today, the present day, dear reader. @meganfox had been in a gripping court case!

She needed her certificate of nationalisation to save the day. Stress ensued. My blood pressure rose.

Thankfully, we found it in her purse (she keeps it close to hand).
Her slight boring day, the day she ran out of paint, united us via Instagram. I am forever grateful that @meganfox messaged me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">

The story has only just begun... and the next chapter is yet to write itself.

I guess that covers season 1, eh @NetflixUK @netflix? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lächelnden Augen">
If you do one thing today, one SINGLE thing... @meganfox and I implore you to RT the beginning of this thread.

We want the story of our love to reach every corner of Twitter https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨" title="Kuss (Frau, Mann)" aria-label="Emoji: Kuss (Frau, Mann)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩‍❤️‍👨" title="Pärchen mit Herz (Frau, Mann)" aria-label="Emoji: Pärchen mit Herz (Frau, Mann)">

(Who knows where Season 2 will go? I’m still living it as we speak https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">)
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