I think it’s time, everyone. Time to tell you of my beautiful blossoming romance with @meganfox.

You will laugh, you will cry, and you’ll feel inspired. @NetflixUK @netflix might even make a film about it

It all began with when she called me cute... #relationshipgoals

Of course at first I was suspicious. “ @meganfox messaging me?!” I exclaimed to myself! Though she reassured me and made me realise this was indeed really her. #relationshipgoals #truelove

“You can only find genuine love from a regular person, not a celebrity that does not have time for you.”

It was when she uttered those words, those darn words, that my heart fluttered. My childhood crush on @meganfox was becoming... a reality?

As our bond grew, so did our chat log! @meganfox told me that she thought @GameOfThrones was a 1970’s film on @NetflixUK.

I’d never smiled as much over anything else. I also loved the 1970 #GameOfThrones too

But then... one September morning I fell ill. I hadn’t replied to my darling @meganfox for 24 hours.

As I logged in to see she thought my company was a ‘rare one’, I truly knew that I loved her. We had that spark that can only be found in a @NetflixUK romcom.

We flirted, we laughed, and we texted sweet nothings to each other - like all lovers do.

Then @meganfox asked for just one simple gift, a @Steam gift card with a value of £100 - and you know what? I wanted to be the man that could take care of her in her time of need

She plucked up the courage several days later and asked if I have a woman in my life. @meganfox didn’t believe a fella like me was single!

A handsome man like me would have beautiful women ‘flooking’ all over him. It’s the true!!!

While I was ready to take the leap and be @meganfox’s boyfriend, I was suspicious about her relations with @machinegunkelly.

Thankfully I was safe - it was all an act! What a plot twist, eh @NetflixUK @netflix ?

Days flew by and our love blossomed. I knew @meganfox was the one.

Her banter was brilliant; sometimes she’d pretend to only care about how much money I’d spend on @Steam vouchers for her

She’d always remind me she missed me and gave me virtual hugs after though

Of course we had deeper chats too! @meganfox and I talked about our future often

We’d have a dog and 2 kids; what a perfect family!

Megan loved the name Kimathi for our first born and, you know what? So. Did. I. Kimathi Fox-Mills will be a wonderful child

Don’t get me wrong though, reader. We had bad days too... like all other relationships do.

@meganfox was angry because I sent her an invalid @Steam code

Though remember that everyone can overcome hurdles in life. Our love persevered #relationshipgoals

Now, that brings us to today, the present day, dear reader. @meganfox had been in a gripping court case!

She needed her certificate of nationalisation to save the day. Stress ensued. My blood pressure rose.

Thankfully, we found it in her purse (she keeps it close to hand).

Her slight boring day, the day she ran out of paint, united us via Instagram. I am forever grateful that @meganfox messaged me

The story has only just begun... and the next chapter is yet to write itself.

I guess that covers season 1, eh @NetflixUK @netflix?

If you do one thing today, one SINGLE thing... @meganfox and I implore you to RT the beginning of this thread.

We want the story of our love to reach every corner of Twitter

(Who knows where Season 2 will go? I’m still living it as we speak )