hahahah yaaaar my baby cousin went to school today, he& #39;s in first grade, and my mami gave him 100 rs to take with.

He came back from school with 4 baby chickens and 150 rs ?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

I& #39;m actually dying and they& #39;re scolding him ahahahaha he& #39;s a hero he& #39;s a baby legend aaahahahah my dude

Ok my lovely audience, so basically, kids were buying choozay outside school, 25rs each. (they used to be 3rs when i was little, that& #39;s 733% inflation!!)

He saw a group of kids get really scared and let the choozay loose once they started wiggling around in their hands.

He got very worried for the choozay being let loose on the road. So he gathered alllll of them in his bag— a homework diary was lost in the making of this— and took them back to the uncle who had cycled further off.

The chooza uncle gave him 4 choozay and 50 rs as a reward! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">

The total number of chicks rescued is unknown as he can& #39;t really count past 14.

He is now crying as someone made a joke about eating them and he has just realized that the botis he& #39;s been eating all his life do in fact come from chickens.