naruto men that know where the clitoris is : a thread that i originally dreamed of

minato namikaze

- he thoroughly researched pussy anatomy before having sex with kushina because he didnt want to disappoint her
- he knows the 3 Cs : Cooking, Cleaning, where the Clit is

hashirama senju

- you can’t be a dilf without knowing where the clit is
- i know he took great care of his wife............. which obv means he knows

might gai

- bro he knows more about pussy anatomy than pussy havers themselves
- if he doesn’t make his partner cum he does 100,000 pushups or whatever

cab auto yakushi

- medical ninja so he has to know about anatomy, right........?
- he literally mansplains the clitoris to you

asuma sarutobi

- kurenai wouldn’t bear the child of a man who doesn’t know where the clit is. come on now

iruka umino

- he’s gay but he still knows

darui

- invented “knows where the clit is” energy

genma

- ofc the naruto sex symbol knows where the clit is are u kidding ?
- he’s a whore. it just makes sense
- his body count is in the thousands for a reason

kakuzu

- mf is old as fuck he heard about the clit at least once

shikaku nara

- ??? it’s literally so obvious
- all the nara clan men know where the clit is........
- you think a smart man wouldn’t know ???

kakashi hatake

- i ran a poll and the people said kakashi knows
- but it’s not from reading icha icha because jiraiya has NO idea where the clit is

naruto uzumaki

- he researched pussy anatomy before marrying hinata
- woman respecter