reasons why seokjin being seokjin is the pinnacle of babie energy (and why he would be a spectacular sub, probably)

✽ rocks the whole soft baby boy aesthetic with the sweater paws and oversized clothes and soft pastels and all that cute shit

✽ calls himself seokjinie

✽ apparently easy to carry around for the average man

✽ actively and openly asked to be hit and liked it

✽ has confirmed his bondage, role playing and choking kinks

✽ sensitive skin, good for bruising and leaving marks

✽ looks absolutely sinful in collars/chokers and harnesses

✽ loves to be praised, pampered and babied

✽ can't sleep without his stuffed animals uwu

✽ constantly talks in a pout
✽ voice gets all whiny when he goes Full Babie

✽ has an official aegyo mode

✽ needs to be pat and pet and caressed at least once a day to survive

✽ moans are high and whiny

✽ looks good from above

✽ ass may be flat but it's definitely out there
✽ nobody can resist those cakes
✽ once let his ass be fondled for like half a minute by various people (!) before he said anything about it

✽ easy to fluster when giving him attention
✽ tries to hide (himself) when genuinely embarrassed / shy

✽ kind of a pushover but more like leaning toward masochistic because he could fight back but often decides not to

✽ minimal waistage for maximum grippage

✽ is, factually, ᵗᶦⁿʸ
✽ LOVES being small and being made to feel small; mentally as much as physically

✽ is officially bangtan's (everyone's) baby

✽ he's soft PERIOD

✽ is quite flexible
✽ was probably a flip phone in his first life because he can fold himself from the waist down like one
✽ extreme positions, be it for tieing him up a certain way or bending him over various surfaces in the house? no problem for him

✽ naturally evokes intense protective instincts because:
— gets cold easily, carries heat packs everywhere
— has delicate hands and literally no strength in his little q-tip fists
— gets scared by almost everything (insects, dogs, stingrays, loud noises, people)
— He Is Babie

✽ coincidence? I think not