The Florida Virtual Curriculum, which my school is using, has replaced actual fairytales with godawful milquetoast versions that it’s nonetheless saying are fairytales and I am SCREAMING.
Come with me on a journey. Here is what they have done to Hansel and Gretel: a thread.
Come with me on a journey. Here is what they have done to Hansel and Gretel: a thread.
The house is edible, but a regular lady lives there, not a witch! And she’s baking apple pie; because MURIKA.
She’s not even a cannibal! She’s just some weird lady who wants to lock them indoors for some reason.
I AM GOING TO FIND WHOEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ATROCITY AND SMACK THEM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A FISH
IT WOULD BE ONE THING TO SANITISE A FAIRYTALE BUT KEEP IT A FAIRYTALE, BUT THESE NEW VERSIONS *ARE NOT FAIRYTALES* AND THEY DON’T MAKE NARRATIVE SENSE. YOU CANNOT TEACH KIDS BASIC LITERARY ANALYSIS USING STORIES THIS BAD!
Dear @catvalente, @seananmcguire and @UrsulaV, please join me in SCREAMING INTO THE VOID at this crime against fairytales.