GUYS!

I had the craziest dream (nightmare?) last night...1/?

The police killed Harambe the Gorilla. Then the town I live in was hit by a huge fire and we were evacuated and thought our home burned down. Then fires destroyed entire towns in California. Then the Dems took the House in the 2018 midterm elections. Then Jim Acosta got mad. 2/?

Then PropOp went away. Then California started turning off our power when it was hot, or windy. Then my town got evacuated due to a fire but I stayed behind and hid from the cops for a week. 3/?

Then Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Then Kobe died.

Then Tiger King came out on Netflix and we all felt better about ourselves. 4/?

Then this virus called COVID19 came out of China and the world went crazy. Then California shut down its economy. Then the rest of the country shut down its economy. 5/?

Then murder hornets. 6/?

Then a cop kneeled on a guy for 8 minutes in Minneapolis and the city feel apart. Then this group called Black Lives Matter took over the city and made white people bow down to them. Then the Minneapolis City Council voted to defund the police. Jim Acosta got mad again. 7/?

Then cities all over the country started talking about defunding their police. Then the Russia Hoax was fully exposed but no one was willing to admit it. Then part of Seattle seceded and Seattle let it happen. They called themselves CHAZ or CHOP or something. 8/?

Then cities all over the country started to riot. Portland had riots for like 748 nights straight. Then a couple in St. Louis defended their home from rioters with their guns and were arrested for defending their home and the St. Louis DA falsified evidence to railroad them. 9/?

Then Joe Biden picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate.

Then a guy in Kenosha, Wisconsin walked through a restraining order to attack his ex-girlfriend and she called the cops and he fought the cops so they shot him. 10/?

Then Kenosha rioted and people tore the city up so other people showed up with guns to protect the city since the police wouldn't and a kid named Kyle shot 3 felons who were attacking him but he got arrested. 11/?

Then Kamala Harris told the guy in Kenosha that fought the cops and got shot that she was proud of him, totally ignoring that he's a rapist, abuser and felon who had warrants out for his arrest. 12/?

Then Jim Acosta got mad at something. 13/?

Oh, and this whole time we're having to wear masks everywhere we go even though the death rate from that virus from China that I mentioned is less than 1%. And if you don't wear your mask you'll get arrested. 14/?

Then Black Lives Matter protestors started attacking people while they eat in restaurants all over the country.

Oh, and the Democrats and Media pretended that the rioting wasn't happening.

At some point that place in Seattle, CHAZ or CHOP broke up. 15/?

Then it became obvious that Joe Biden is losing his mind.

Then Jim Acosta got mad about something. 16/?

Then there was another fire in my town.

Then the 1st presidential debate was scheduled for the end of September.

Then California said only electric cars could be sold here in a few years.

Then there was another fire near my town. But all of the west coast was burning too. 17/?

Then I woke up.

Thank god it was all a dream. Have a great day.

18/fin