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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
"Dr Alexa Ashingtonford stared at the test tube between her fingers, HER PERFECTLY PINK MANICURED NAILS clashing with the pale, bubbling liquid inside."
That& #39;s the first sentence.
It& #39;s going to be awesome.
"Dr Alexa Ashingtonford stared at the test tube between her fingers, HER PERFECTLY PINK MANICURED NAILS clashing with the pale, bubbling liquid inside."
That& #39;s the first sentence.
It& #39;s going to be awesome.
"Despite the devastation the virus was causing across the globe, Alexa felt a rush of excitement every time she picked up the Corona sample, like a PULSATING, ERECT PE*IS, DESPERATE YO UNLEASH ITS DEVASTATION ON ANYONE WHO TOUCHED IT."
what the fuck
"Dr Gurtlychubd was small and had a funny moustache, but after having been stuck in a lab with him for so long, so deprived of a HOT MAN-DOG inside her lubricated PUSSY-BUN, she had even considered asking him if he& #39;d be interested in a quick bit of sex."
"Dr Gurtlychubd was small and had a funny moustache, but after having been stuck in a lab with him for so long, so deprived of a HOT MAN-DOG inside her lubricated PUSSY-BUN, she had even considered asking him if he& #39;d be interested in a quick bit of sex."
OKAY BUT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
"Then, slowly, the virus had spread across the globe. Asia. Europe. Some other places. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY AND WORRYINGLY, AMERICA."
yeah, fuck the rest of the world.
"Then, slowly, the virus had spread across the globe. Asia. Europe. Some other places. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY AND WORRYINGLY, AMERICA."
yeah, fuck the rest of the world.
"and because Alexa had huge boobies, a thick ass and nice legs"
Of course she had, of course she had.
Of course she had, of course she had.
"She loved beards, and a moustache was only the start of the beard, like micropenises are just the start of real penises."
I... I don& #39;t know what to say.
I... I don& #39;t know what to say.
"Even the sound of the virus made her ovaries clash together like cymbals."
I can& #39;t. I just CAN& #39;T.
I can& #39;t. I just CAN& #39;T.
Alexa& #39;s heart fluttered like it had done the time she& #39;d fucked the farmer& #39;s cross-eyed son and uncrossed his eyes."
Okay, but it can& #39;t be real.
The author is taking a piss.
Okay, but it can& #39;t be real.
The author is taking a piss.
"Wind whipped around the lab, lashing Alexa& #39;s hair back and forth and shaking her ample breasts."
"and Alexa& #39;s heart hammered harder than the time she was hammered by the carpet fitter when he came to for carpets in her country manor."
So.
Dr Bob, our lovely MC& #39;s co-worker, who has coronavirus, inject himself with a "vaccination". And boom! Suddenly he is green and sexy af and has "a bulge in his trousers the size of a medium-lenght python."
Dr Bob, our lovely MC& #39;s co-worker, who has coronavirus, inject himself with a "vaccination". And boom! Suddenly he is green and sexy af and has "a bulge in his trousers the size of a medium-lenght python."
"He had the virus. There were traces of the virus in the vaccine... cast traces... adding then together created more virus than a man could handle... I& #39;m the result."
Please don& #39;t let anti vaxxers read this book.
Please don& #39;t let anti vaxxers read this book.
"She flet his convulsing member against her waistm it was so long and warm and fat, like an arm without the bones."
sweet Jesus
sweet Jesus
"What& #39;s your name? she asked.
"Call me Covid," he said.
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"Call me Covid," he said.
"His tounge, so soft and hitz LIKE A CHYNK OF MICROWAVED FISH, sloshing inside her mouth."
I am ready to bawk, ngl
I am ready to bawk, ngl
"And he spun her over, clamping his hands down on her ass, spreading her cheeks wide so he could thrust his warbling member deep into her pocket of ecstasy."
PLEASE SENF HELP I AM NOT OKAY, I AM NOT OKAY AT ALL
PLEASE SENF HELP I AM NOT OKAY, I AM NOT OKAY AT ALL
"He had, undoubtedly, taken her breath away."
"She had listened to her heart, and her vagina, and allowed herself to succumb to Covid& #39;s charm."
"And she closed her eyes.
And she rested.
And rested.
And -"
And she rested.
And rested.
And -"
