Reasons why you should date me.

A legitimate thread 🦃💞
1. You will feel smarter because I have the braincells of a turkey
2. Turkey
3. My spirit animal is a turkey
4. I'm asian
5. I'm gay
6. I will tweet about you twice as much as I tweet about getting a gf
7. I will love you with all my heart as much as I do with Willow Park
8. If we play Among Us and you get to be the Imposter I will cover for you /srs
9. If you d word in Among us I will d word too so we can talk as ghosts
10. I'm not a cracker
11. I'm a great listener
12. I will make you feel loved 24/7/12/365
13. I'm as smart as a cute turkey
14. I will make the first move if you're shy 💞
15. I am not cishet
16. I know how to cook rice because I am Asian
17. I'm a big spoon
18. I have brown eyes
19. I am a decent drawer
20. I am funny
21. Omg funny number
22. I can watch any show with you
23. I will treat you like a queen
24. I can teach you how to cook rice
25. I know how to swim
26. My grandma said that I'm handsome(beautiful)
27. My hands aren't smol
28. I will think about you 24 gay constant hours
29. I can reach the door knob 😎😎
30. I'm a Willow stan
31. I know how to speak 🦃
32. I struggle everyday so you will laugh everyday too
33. I will watch the shows you love /srs
34. We can read mangas together
35. Whenever I smile my eyes disappear
36. I have dimple(s)
37. I'm a hesbian
38. I don't care about what you look like I'm just here for your personality and how much you make me happy /srs
39. I dab to old songs
40. I live for Queen songs
41. I listen to Girl in Red
42. I use Ibispaint X
43. I will not hesitate to show you off in the tl
44. We can sing Disney songs together
45. I know how to take care of kids for 5 minutes
46. I know how to not drop a baby for less than 5 seconds
47. I am a bad boy 😎😎
48. I'm a furry
49. I know how to sing without my voice cracking for less than a minute
50. I will draw us in a very gay way every day
51. My natural hair is black
52. I am a living handy man
53. I am open-minded
54. I'm really really gay
55. I will protect you from all the haters
56. My brain can function properly for a second and I think that's amazing
57. I will write our names in my notes
58. I have 2 siblings
59. I'm brave
60. I know how to breathe
61. I played Zenonia all 5 games although I didn't get to play it
62. I play rpg games
63. I love watching Bambi
64. I love Beastars
65. I know how to spell gorgeous
66. I don't have a tiktok acc 💞 /srs
67. I know how to twerk /hj
68. I have the ability to blink
69. I am a minor
70. I am mentally awesome
71. I know how to dance
72. I know how now to choke in water
73. I am literally boyfriend material
74. My real name is Kate so if we ever break up you can listen to the song by Girl in Red called Kate's Gone
75. I can screech like a bird
76. I have never flirted with anyone
77. I am loyal
78. I know how to cook
79. I have the ability to not commit arson
80. I can play the F chord 😎😎
81. I have played Undertale AND Deltarune
82. I have bleached hair
83. I watch EddieVr
84. I got a 100 in a Karaoke 😎😎
85. I can lift you
86. I can give you piggy back rides
87. I am 180 cm tall
88. I am an absolute sucker for old boomer songs
89. I played the drums as a kid before
90. I have the ability to watch Happy Tree Friends
91. I know how to take care of plants
92. I will literally fucking remind you that you are beautiful every single day
93. birb
94. I know how to dab
95. I have an accent
96. I don't snore
97. I am a sucker for cuddles and kisses
98. I have abs 😎😎😎
99. I know how to use a printer
100. I love you 💞
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