Dear @POTUS, you may have all the debate questions but even Hannity can’t help you remember your rehearsed lines. You have no teleprompter, no rally fans, and nearly 2/3rds of America despises you. You have never succeeded at anything in your life. You will not tonight. You suck.

Also, dearest @POTUS, Putin, MBS, Xi, and the love of your life Kim Jong-Un will be watching as your flail and embarrass yourself and them. You’re no dictator. You’re just a wannabe, a toddler pretending. You’re still the dirt poor deeply indebted loser you’ve always been.

cc @parscale @JasonMillerinDC @BillStepien and @JaredKushner cuz y’all will be the targets of his wrath after his meth fueled failure this evening and you already have that nauseated feeling in the pits of your diseased stomachs.

cc @mfa_russia @SaudiEmbassyUSA @ChineseEmbinUS @UAEEmbassyUS tune in for the debates tonight to watch Donald humiliate himself and America knowing he duped you all out of billions. Time to call in those loans, cancel those trademarks and turn on him.