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I'm starting my morning right, and by that I mean work isn't busy so i'm about to suffer through the covid erotica
Live thread incoming, mute #covidbanging if you don't wanna see it
Live thread incoming, mute #covidbanging if you don't wanna see it
she not only just compared the virus to an erect penis but also—
"The tickle in her knickers when she worked with
the sample was the only sexual release she had experienced since the virus had unleashed hell and
taken its hold on the world."
she's virussexual.
#covidbanging
"The tickle in her knickers when she worked with
the sample was the only sexual release she had experienced since the virus had unleashed hell and
taken its hold on the world."
she's virussexual.
#covidbanging
SHE'S ON HER WAY TO PUTTING THE COVID TEST TUBE INSIDE HER VAGINA GKGLHHLHLFKZJZJD HELP MEEEEEEE
I was hoping that at least the virus would somehow morph into a man but no. she's wet for a microorganism inside a tube.
#covidbanging
I was hoping that at least the virus would somehow morph into a man but no. she's wet for a microorganism inside a tube.
#covidbanging
so she's debating whether she's horny to the point of hate fucking her boss and says
"her pride is more important than a bit of slap and tickle" y'all don't want to know what i visualized
#covidbanging
"her pride is more important than a bit of slap and tickle" y'all don't want to know what i visualized
#covidbanging
if she calls the sample "creamy" or "bubbling" or both at the same time, one more time, i might throw up
#covidbanging
#covidbanging
she just said "there isn't enough covid-19 so she knows what she should do"
tell me she's kot about to impregnate herself with covid babies. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME. #covidbanging
tell me she's kot about to impregnate herself with covid babies. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME. #covidbanging
false alarm...that wad just my imagination running wild. I'm sorry yall had to read that. And i'm sorry to myself that i made them type that.
#covidbanging
#covidbanging
okay so...her boss injected himself with the "cure", fell to the floor and then? this happened?
"for some reason the lights flashed. Wind whipped around the lab, lashing Alexa's hair back and forth and shaking her ample breasts."
i'm sorry what? #covidbanging
"for some reason the lights flashed. Wind whipped around the lab, lashing Alexa's hair back and forth and shaking her ample breasts."
i'm sorry what? #covidbanging
THE MAN TRANSFORMED INTO THE VIRUS!!!!
or rather "Bob consumed more virus than one man could handle and i am the result"
and by that i mean, her boss transformed into a beautiful man, with a huge penis and spike proteins on his body. He's also green.
#covidbanging
or rather "Bob consumed more virus than one man could handle and i am the result"
and by that i mean, her boss transformed into a beautiful man, with a huge penis and spike proteins on his body. He's also green.
#covidbanging
i just read what possibly is the worst description of a dick to ever exist, and i've read my fair share of them.
"She felt his convulsing member against her waist. It was so long and warm and fat. like an arm without the bones."
#covidbanging
"She felt his convulsing member against her waist. It was so long and warm and fat. like an arm without the bones."
#covidbanging
i am genuinely distressed.
"then he pulled it out and it made a popping sound.
And he spun her over, clamping his hands down on her ass, spreading her cheeks wide so he could thrust his warbling member deep into her pocket of ecstasy."
#covidbanging
"then he pulled it out and it made a popping sound.
And he spun her over, clamping his hands down on her ass, spreading her cheeks wide so he could thrust his warbling member deep into her pocket of ecstasy."
#covidbanging
"she had listened to her heart, and vagina, and allowed herself to succumb to Covid's charm.
She had ignored what her head had said, the dread, and instead.. . she had embraced love"
so like...happily ever after i guess? after about 20 minutes and one quick fuck?
#covidbanging
She had ignored what her head had said, the dread, and instead.. . she had embraced love"
so like...happily ever after i guess? after about 20 minutes and one quick fuck?
#covidbanging
in conclusion, i finished it and i highly recommend no one read it.
