Thread on why BTS went to jail
A thread~
Kim Namjoon @BTS_twt
Was sentenced to life imprisonment in ARMY’s hearts for the illegal use of his dimples and clumsiness
Kim Seokjin @BTS_twt
Was sentenced to life imprisonment in ARMY’s hearts for killing ARMY with his World Wide Handsome looks and using his deadliest weapon - the WWW blow kiss
Min Yoongi @BTS_twt
Was sentenced to life imprisonment in ARMY’s hearts for brutally murdering ARMY with his dangerously adorable gummy smile and laugh that gives you an Overdose of Serotonin
Jung Hoseok @BTS_twt
Was sentenced to 2 consecutive life sentences in ARMY’s hearts for the illegal use of his sunshine like charm and for the murder of ARMY with the use of his deadly hip thrusts
Park Jimin @BTS_twt
Was sentenced to life imprisonment in ARMY’s hearts along with his soulmate and partner in crime Kim Taehyung for the illegal use of his deadly duality charm and being in possession of a deadly weapon known as the “Jibooty”
Kim Taehyung @BTS_twt
Has been sentenced to life imprisonment in ARMY’s hearts with his soulmate and partner in crime Park Jimin, for the posting of illegal content showing his dangerous box like grin, duality charm, and his deadliest weapon - multiple facial expressions
The Soulmates are said to be sharing a jail cell
Jeon Jungkook @BTS_twt
Has been sentenced to multiple life sentences in ARMY’s hearts for the illegal use of his man hun, duality charm, dangerous bunny like smile, the use of his pied Piper like vocals that calls you bringing you to your knees, and being the bestest boy alive
It’s said that all members have been thrown in jail in locked up ARMY’s hearts and the keys have been destroyed, they will stay imprisoned for the rest of eternity
Borahae ARMY 💜

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