The Multnomah Country Sheriff's Office and the Portland Police Bureau have been federally deputized. https://kval.com/news/local/i-want-violent-individuals-thinking-about-the-enhanced-penalties-they-may-face

"Deputizing the police officers 'will allow federal prosecutors to charge allegations of assault on a federal officer to anyone who attacks a deputized Portland Police Bureau Officers,' state police said."

It also allows the cops to give everyone wooden shampoos without the city interfering.

No tanks.

No infantry fighting vehicles.

Now, there ARE federal bruisers temporarily attached to the federalized cops.

Prison Bureau, mostly.

But nobody's getting killed.

It used to be said that the people with the skinniest thighs are female supermodels and male heavy metal guitarists.

Add male Antifa activists to that list.

WHEN WILL THE FAD FOR SKINTIGHT PANTS END?

Years ago, my brother and I were watching something on TV. It showed gangstas with giant baggy pants.

My brother suddenly said this:

"Oh God. It just hit me. The next thing will be supertight pants."

We missed the fad for tiny pants belted below your butt.

This is a great video.

Not only for his voice but his clothes and the comments about them.

"Camo crocs, red flannel, mullet, and mustache combo, Slim Whitman yodeling in the woods. This guy is a classic with an amazing voice, yes!"

Imagine an Antifa guy with thighs the size of my forearms and skin so white it's translucent, saying, "Look at his stupid mullet!"

Here's the difference, coastal people:

THE MULLET CROWD LAUGH AT THEMSELVES.

They call their hairstyle the "Kentucky Waterfall."

In the entire history of Antifa or coastal leftism, has EVEN ONE OF THEM poked fun at themselves?

Much less sung with stunning talent?

Remember Ted Rall?

HE'S STILL WORKING.

And nobody cares.

He was always as insightful as this:

THREE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE NOMINATIONS.

Makes no difference to Ted Rall & Co.

But.

Ted Rall went from everywhere to nowhere.

And he's still singing his one note.

Johnny could only sing one note
And the note he sang was this
Ahh
Poor Johnny one note sang out with gusto
And just overloaded the place
Poor Johnny one note, yelled willy nilly
Until he was blue in the face
For holding one note was his ace

Think how INSANE you have to be to think that Trump is a hammer that only hits.

And that's why the Democrats will be swept away in the election.

They demand that WE share THEIR delusions.

Sorry, kids.

My sanity was hard won. I'm keeping it.

Just for fun:

I never actually saw this movie.

I can't believe this car chase. I used to go to that beach all the time when I was in college.

When was the last time you saw a movie car chase that made you curl your toes?

This one will do the trick.

ENJOY!



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DAMMIT!

Twitter cut off the first tweet.

Cute.

I'll put it here.

THREAD

Guess why this is happening?

@realDonaldTrump fulfilled a promise.

AS ALWAYS, in a way his enemies didn't expect.