the first curse, august 29th 2020:
backstory: while watching canucks tv i noticed that jakes dog looked a lot like my nintendog so i made a youtube clickbait lookin ass thread. this thread brought upon the downfall of jake virtanen
backstory: while watching canucks tv i noticed that jakes dog looked a lot like my nintendog so i made a youtube clickbait lookin ass thread. this thread brought upon the downfall of jake virtanen
august 30th, 2020:
this is when i started to notice my powers ;) ryan reaves was getting on my nerves so ryan leaves was born. for the rest of the game, ryan was ignored by all (players, commentators, etc.) *keep this one in mind*
this is when i started to notice my powers ;) ryan reaves was getting on my nerves so ryan leaves was born. for the rest of the game, ryan was ignored by all (players, commentators, etc.) *keep this one in mind*
the first apology: we all know how quinn hughes had a rough game one and how bo horvat stopped scoring. well it was because of me. i bullied quinn, bo, jake, and brock into slumps.
but the second i tweeted this, bo scored a goal and quinn ended up having the most assisted by a-
but the second i tweeted this, bo scored a goal and quinn ended up having the most assisted by a-
rookie during a post season.
the comeback, august 31st-sept 3rd:
vegas led the series 3-1 and we had lost all hope until i went onto the picsart and did what i do best. curse hockey players. what happened? nucks forced a game 7.
vegas led the series 3-1 and we had lost all hope until i went onto the picsart and did what i do best. curse hockey players. what happened? nucks forced a game 7.
september 1st:
i simply didnt like that william karlsson scored a goal so ofc i had to curse him. he didnt score a single goal after that.
i simply didnt like that william karlsson scored a goal so ofc i had to curse him. he didnt score a single goal after that.
i told him to swim freely and he did:) jake scored a goal the next day. this remains as my favourite uncursing.
the barzal twins, sept 7-18th
i got told by multiple ppl that i look like mat barzal after i had accidentally called him ''mart brazil''
i got told by multiple ppl that i look like mat barzal after i had accidentally called him ''mart brazil''

after tweeting that, mat stopped scoring and a shit ton of bad luck came my way. my nose bled the same say mat's did and a scar randomly appeared under my right eye. just like mat. and no, im not lying :)
sept 17, 2020:
my sister checked the most goal stat thing and saw that anthony was coming for scorevat so i said that tito cant score again :) (spoiler he didnt score again)
my sister checked the most goal stat thing and saw that anthony was coming for scorevat so i said that tito cant score again :) (spoiler he didnt score again)
sept 15th 2020:
this was the first time in awhile that i would be cursing a team so i was obviously nervous but i worked anyways :)
this was the first time in awhile that i would be cursing a team so i was obviously nervous but i worked anyways :)
ty ty and ree ree, sept 21st-26th 2020: tyler assisted 3ish goals after i tweeted this
ty ty and ree ree served

dear hockey moots,
ignore the gross twitter emojis:) I dunno how to change them :( ima miss you guys. anyways see yall next year...or not ;) (ignore any typos too)
- sincerely, reet aka the cursing queen <3
ignore the gross twitter emojis:) I dunno how to change them :( ima miss you guys. anyways see yall next year...or not ;) (ignore any typos too)
- sincerely, reet aka the cursing queen <3