Growing up in the Tri-state area around Trump’s hideous buildings, bankrupted schemes, and failed, run down casinos, we all knew dude was a fraud.

That’s why he couldn’t even win his hometown. Everyone already knew.

Broke ass fraud.

Wish the rest of America caught on earlier.

Another thing I knew all too well growing up there that definitely ISN’T exclusive to that region is adult men’s complete inability to admit when they made a mistake. They would triple down on a failed idea before they ever said “oops, that went wrong. let’s try that again.”

Guys will open a broken door for decades before admitting they installed it wrong instead of just ripping it off the wall and starting over. They’ll tilt their heads to stare at a crooked TV on a wall for years because fixing it is admitting defeat & that’s not “tough or manly.”

But here’s the thing about voting this year: there is zero shame in saying “I learned the hard way that Trump is a sham” and voting for the alternative. Stubbornness and bravado is ok on small doses but it’s a bad skill tree to dump all your points in.

The guy is a crook. He’s broke. He hates us all. He hates NYC because they knew that. He hates California because Hollywood cut most of his Home Alone 2 scenes or something.

Let’s just rip this fucking dude out of the wall and put insomething new.

If that fails, we do it again.

So yeah, please vote. They’re making that harder than ever in 2020 because they don’t want you to do it. Because they know you’re smarter than he is and that you’re on to him.

You know it too.

Just because his tagline has the word “again” in it doesn’t mean yours has to, too

Anyway, thanks for reading. I’m sure I’ll wake up to weird insults from some diehard Trump guys but I just want all seven of you to know that nothing any of you can say will ever eat at me more than my regret over the amount of idiotic typos I accidentally left in this thread.