The midterm exam for my QM class is tomorrow, and I told my students they could get a bit of extra credit for making memes. So, as a treat for you all, a thread:

I would never intentionally defenestrate a student

This one got existential

I should probably get better at explaining perturbation theory, these were a theme

I WAS JUST ASKING FOR THE SYMMETRY IMPLICATIONS

Can someone explain to me what we're doing wrong? I honestly don't know.

And the reason behind all of it

They're still going!

Perturbation theory shows up again

I THINK IT'S INTUITIVE

Oh you thought they were done?

I JUST WANTED THEM TO MENTION SYMMETRY BREAKING

Gotta mute this thread for now but I'll keep updating. In the meantime...

CLIMATE CHANGE IS A GLOBAL EMERGENCY AND WE NEED RADICAL ACTION NOW

Also, stop being so racist everyone, it's extremely unattractive

The students finished their exam, and the rave reviews are pouring in!

(They all did very well)

Oh you wanted MORE MEMES?

More grading means MOAR MEMES!!!! This next series is just a brutal set of roasts with more-or-less exact quotes of mine

Gonna use this as a lecture summary next time I teach this class

Come at me pilot wave bros

Literally yes

The secret to it all

Oh they're not done yet

Historic photos of Bohr

You could write this meme with the same words on any of the 3 objects and it would still work

If only...

It's an older meme, but it checks out