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Not even the Jerry Bruckhiemer logo is safe from a fucking CGI Guina Pig
Oh my god they’re afraid they sold a microchip to Al-Queda so they’re sending in the fucking Guina Pig team.
Don’t give the Guina Pig action hero lines please he’s a fucking rodent
“starring Nicholas Cage as Speckles.”
Every line is embaressing
FUCKING FUCK GOD FUCK
Guina Pig said “Holy Foxes” and for a minute I thought he was gonna say Holy Fuck.
“This isn’t about selling weapons. This is about global extermination.”-G-FORCE (2009).
“Hang on Speckles. We leave no rodent behind.”
They can’t show the Guina Pigs being gassed because it’s a kids movie so they just have an ADR line of Darwin saying “GAS!” as Zack Galafanakis awkwardly sprays gas on the ground.
Please stop having the Guina Pigs flirt please stop
“I Gotta Feeling” is just playing for no fucking reason.
“Let’s all agree, none of this goes on our resume.” A line I assume Tracy Morgan actually said in the studio and they decided to leave in.
STEVE BUSCEMI’S IN THIS
Kill the mice kill them with fire
ITS PLAYING I GOTTA FEELING AGAIN HOLY SHIT
They just lit a fart on fire from a Guina Pig
NOW THEY’RE PLAYING BOOM BOOM POW
A kid just chucked John Faverau Guina Pig into the snake cage this movie is good now
“Saber comes from the defense supply industry they know how to cover their tracks.” -G-Force.
THEY JUST CHUCKED SPECKLES INTO A GARBAGE TRUCK LMAOOOO
John Faverau Guina Pig just said “Guina Pigs gone wild.”
BOOM BOOM POW AGAIN.
Valid. I think G-FORCE did a lot to set us back.
WHY DID THE COFFEE MACHINE TURN INTO A TRANSFORMER WHAT THE FUCK
ITS SHOOTING FUCKING LASERS
Zack Galafanakis is giving a tearful confession to the Guina Pigs
Wait Blaster’s a West Point graduate????
“Bring down big mama with baby disease.”
Holy fuck they jumped an SUV through a mobile home.
They’re playing O Fortuna as they drive through Fireworks I’m just gonna kms
So the Guina Pigs just blew up a fucking robot.
Bill Nighy is speaking like he’s doing a Michael Cain impression.
I love the dramatic reaction shot of the humans realizing the bad guy is a little fucking mole.
“Son, if you ever get the chance to bring mankind to its knees, do it.” -Speckles’ father, also voiced by Nicholas Cage.
I just gotta show y’all this shit
Holy shit G-FORCE also had blue light shooting into the sky. The best trope of the early 2010s.
Cool the Guina Pigs get to be FBI agents all along so I guess they’re real pigs now
FUCK OFF DANCE ENDING DESTROY THIS
Everyone who makes it to the end of this thread needs to pay me.
I will let you all in on a little secret...
And bear in mind I’m very ashamed of this....
9-year old Sam was very excited to see this and somehow had a birthday party where I dragged my little mormon peers to come see this shit in theaters with me.
And bear in mind I’m very ashamed of this....
9-year old Sam was very excited to see this and somehow had a birthday party where I dragged my little mormon peers to come see this shit in theaters with me.
