We love Casey on the ol AT40 #classiccountdown, especially with the extras, the trivia, the long distance dedications both real and fabricated, but we venture to Sept 25 or so 2010 Billboard because we follow the will of the people

40 HALF OF MY HEART –•– John Mayer. It is weird that such a legendary DOG sounds like such a marshmallow. Has Taylor Swift on it at end but he didn’t have the guts to make it a duet. A Pepsi Icee and the machine is broken anyway.

39 IF I DIE YOUNG –•– the Band Perry. Earnest and maudlin but you know it was on all the high school graduation mix tap- playlists. Church campers by day “it’s ok, you can go tubing with J!” but at night maybe “we better get it on, just in CASE”

38 TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE –•– Cali Swag District
Minimalist but you know I want it ICIER. Room temp and some bars on here are Iggy Azalea level. I just shaded Cali Swag District from BEYOND THE GRAVE

37 LETTING GO (DUTTY LOVE) –•– Sean Kingston featuring Nicki Minaj. We are still a month from “Monster” so this color by numbers turd is going to make only a small splash (before the flush)(peaks at 36).

36 F**K YOU (FORGET YOU) –•– Cee Lo Green. Hey, Cee Lo pleaded no contest to raping an unconscious woman whom he drugged without her knowledge. Nobody should listen to or stream his music. I will tag radio stations that are better than this at end of thread.

35 A YEAR WITHOUT RAIN –•– Selena Gomez & the Scene. Inoffensive and maybe a song you’d hear at The Gap but not H&M, and somebody paid to make that happen (Selena will have some future JAMS)

34 IF IT’S LOVE –•– Train. Deeply sad that song they wrote themselves sounds like it was written in a corporate high rise over Jason’s Deli catered sandwich boxes Flat like an Idol singer Remember Winger? I digress *stabs ears TO HELL*

33 HEY, SOUL SISTER –•– Train. Well THIS is awkward. Notice the tic: play that Mr. Mister on the radio.yes GOD ANYTHING

32 KING OF ANYTHING –•– Sara Bareilles. She forgot the hook on this deeply professional but empty and repetitive trifle (“Love Song” was a for sure respect the craft but this is Starbucks counter filler only)

31 IF I HAD YOU –•– Adam Lambert. Max Martin probably made two million off this and had a bird that crashed into his chalet window stuffed with it, only to blow up the place dressed up as Airwolf for Swedish Halloween.

30 HOT TOTTIE –•– Usher featuring Jay-Z. Ush sells some sleaze decently but too much autotune and good lord the hook is TERRIBLE. I feel comfortable that the all classic jams station will not be spinning this platter. Jay-Z bars and its beats fly in from another planet.

29. THE BOYS OF FALL –•– Kenny Chesney. Bro Country are having their agents murdered for not thinking up a high school football flavored single to drop any Sept. Was going country No. 1 no matter what, yet deeply deeply shitty from this Rick Springfield-level sleeve hater