Thread of things that are money laundering fronts:

Iggy Azalea’s rap career

Tory Burch

Alexander Wang

Applebee’s

JP Morgan

Blac Chyna

Kendall Jenner’s modeling career

Half of the “Dolls” that are rapping right now

Donald Trump

The country of Djibouti

The country of Moldova

Quibi

The Vatican

Mattress Firm

Quizno’s Subs

Lil Caesar’s Pizza

Rocawear

Dan Blizerian

Barstool Sports

Gina Carano’s acting career

The Rock’s acting career

Cobb County, GA

Quality Control Records

The Migos

Kohl’s

Joie Chavis

VH1

Captain D’s

Amazon

The Brooklyn Nets

The WNBA (sorry it just is)

Arby’s

The country of Lichtenstein

Mitch McConnell

Chrissy Teigen’s modeling career

A24

The Spanish royal family

The British royal family

The country of Monaco

RCA Records

Mona Scott-Young

Tidal

Versace

OWN Network

Peloton

Office Max

Sears

The state of Utah

Kia Souls

Zeus Network

Long John Silver

Roc Nation

The Miami Dolphins

Tyrese Gibson’s acting career

Lena Waithe

Golf

Drake

The Kennedy family

Auburn University (seriously why does it exist?)

Alonzo Arnold (he does two heads every 90 days but be in designer head to toe...)

The UAE

FX Network

Brad Pitt’s Oscar

The country of Greece

D+D

All the Hemsworths except Chris

Pete Buttegieg

Off-White

JahJah’s fashion career

Madison Beer

Wayfair

Nancy Pelosi

FRANCE. France is not real, it’s where Germany stores all their derelict models

Daveed Diggs

Luke Wilson

Armie Hammer’s acting career. Funny dude but all his films are a front for moving weight

The Democratic Party

PETA

The Mets

Rita Ora

American Apparel (they been in bankruptcy since 2010...)

99% of art galleries, especially if they in LA or Miami

Tekashi69

Hip-Hop Fish and Chicken

Bad Boy Records

The country of Italy

Zales

Everton FC

Presnel Kimpembe

Formula 1 (this is not a knock, but it’s just facts)

Spain’s economy

Jamie Foxx (talented but how does he keep getting starring roles? Ain’t nobody watching these movies...)

Cinnabon

Idris Elba’s “music career” (I don’t even wanna honor it with that title)

Cassie

Gal Gadot

Almay Cosmetics

Jaclyn Hill. She done gave y’all mesothelioma and bubonic plague and somehow manages to secure collabs...she’s a front fasho.