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My favorite texts from my dad:
Him only caring about the dogs
His obnoxious use of emojis
This one 
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My dad getting mad at for sleeping on the couch because thatâs his favorite couch https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
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The sh1t he says. âI think I have Rona because I feel handsome and beautiful.â https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
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Calling me son when I call him mom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
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Itâs the always being hungry for me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
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This one came out of no where https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ»" title="Geist" aria-label="Emoji: Geist">
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Him not knowing I went to a concert
When I told him I needed a ride from school but he was at work https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit Hörnern">
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Him trying to trick me into giving him money but I was broke (still am)
Him saying he will eat our dog because heâs hungry
This one is my fav because he was actually sad about it
His use of emojis is funny because some of them never make sense
Itâs funny when he uses spanglish https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
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End of thread I hope you liked it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="SchĂ€del" aria-label="Emoji: SchĂ€del">
