1- Team Apocalypse just won’t give up.

Seens like great news, no?

Let’s dig into how our esteemed Media covers this. It’s absurd.

@USATODAY should be ashamed & embarrassed by this (cont). https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2020/09/28/florida-schools-reopened-en-mass-feared-covid-surge-hasnt-followed/3557417001/

2- “The early results in Florida show the success of rigorous mask wearing, social distancing, isolating contacts and quick contact tracing when necessary, health experts said.”

No evidence masks do a damn thing but we’ll spike the football anyway.

3- “Although things went well early, the experts cautioned that schools could still be the source of future problems.”

Of course. Just wait two weeks. Armageddon is always just around the corner.

4- “They (“experts”) warned against reading the data as a reason to reopen all schools or abandon safety measures.”

Of course they did. Because any other position, however rational, means they lose relevance.

5- “Despite the bright spots in the data showing school-age cases declining from their summertime peak, there was one troubling trend: The rate of decline slowed in many places after schools reopened.”

This is testing-mania, you idiots.

6- “That might mean cases have plateaued and schools have not fueled new, large outbreaks. Or it might mean those counties are at the bottom of a U and could soon turn upward again.”

Or it might mean murder hornets will arrive next week. Totally speculative, zero “science”.

6- “It’s one of those things where it’s not a problem until there is a problem,” said Dr. Katherine Auger, an associate professor of pediatrics at the University of Cincinnati College of Medicine..”

The @TheBabylonBee material continues to write itself.

7- “As weeks ticked by and a surge of school-linked cases did not materialize, requests to return remote learners to the classroom have surged in some places.”

In other words, parents quickly wised up that they were duped by Team Apocalypse.

8- It goes on & on like this.

Lots of great news framed in the worst possible way.

It would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic, because most states don’t have a leader like @GovRonDeSantis & continue to unnecessarily harm our kids.

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