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OK, HORSELOCK FIC LIVETWEET, WISH ME LUCK, SEND GOOD VIBES
wait how does a vet go to war,
and how did he get injured did a horse kick you or something
OH HES NOT A SOLDIER NEVERMIND
or maybe he is i dont know it isnt explained yet
HE WAS PROTECTING AND RESCUING TIGERS IN SIBERIA, whats going on
Oh Clara is here, Harry& #39;s wife, i love seeing lesbians
sorry theyre talking about animals and shit and i have no idea what mangalica means, ill let you know when our dear holmes appears :)
ITS MYCROFT ITS MYCROFT I KNOW HE IS
so this is a horse that sulks and is a bitch... yeah he sounds like bbc to me
THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS
Why are they describing the horse that way.... pls dont be weird pls dont be weird
horselock is dying i think
i am so uncomfortable with john calling him boy all the time im gonna collapse
chapter 3 is called umbrella man its my time to shine
I should do my homework yknow, but this is better
oh this horse is clingy
MYCROFT IS SO ANNOYING STOP BEING ANNOYING YOU BTCH
IM STILL READING AND MYCROFT IS ALMOST SAYING BROTHER EVERY TIME, JOHN THINKS HES CRAZY
so... im already on chapter four and um if this horse ever turns human im leaving
now johns trying to talk to our dear horselock, and is freaking out bc he seems to respond
im not saying this fic is good just that im starting to take it more seriously and im scared
This horse understands spanish, hes a polyglot horse
I HATE THIS FIC I GOTTA REMIND MYSELF AND JOHN THAT THIS IS A HORSE
oh this horse likes solving crimes too, hes a detective horse
Also John knows he understands him and isnt a normal horse so now im scared
this thing is too long im bored now
ok i lied im back and john finally knows horselock was a person and he saw a pic and damn can you calm down
if john doesnt stop thinking that way about this stupid horse...
YOU ARE A WEIRDO, STOP
STOP WITH THE SEX JOKES THIS IS A *HORSE*
im so intrigued about how theyre gonna move on from this like "yeah my bf was a horse when we met i took care of him and now we& #39;re dating" YOU& #39;RE GONNA GO TO JAIL JOHN
john really said i cant excuse you being a horse but i draw the line at homosexuality
Clara: JOHN WHY ARE YOU BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO THE HORSE, MAYBE HE AND BRUNO ARE BOYFRIENDS
damn john is jealous of his horse& #39;s bf
so now horselock wants to solve some crimes... as a horse,
seeing mycroft talk to the horse is so funny to me
ALSO LESTRADE KNOWS TOO, when is he gonna appear, i wanna see my boy
ok but this fic is literally this, but with much more words
harry is a lesbian but thinks lestrade is hot and i love her for it
Lestrade: be honest john are you dating the horse
I HATE THISSJSJSD
oh moriarty and i suppose moran are here now, moran has cat eyes,
MORIARTY GOT HIMSELF A CATBOY
MORIARTY GOT HIMSELF A CATBOY
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT HE IS LITERALLY A HORSE
sir you& #39;ve been talking and sharing your biscuits with a horse how did that escalate to this
i know for sure that a horse doesnt fit in baker street
cant believe im pulling an all nighter over some horse fic
WHAT ARE DOING INT THE SHOWER HELLO????? IM REPORTING THIS SHIT
this is too much, imagine having a horse and he turns into a human and then you start dating him, i would lock you up
where& #39;s catboy moran i miss him
can this horse be a human i cant stand this anymore
just three chapters left
this is so stupid i love this horse
OH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS FIC REMINDS ME OF, THAT DISNEY FILM ABOUT A DAD WHO TURNS INTO A DOG, THE VILLAIN IS RDJ I THINK
THIS
i love how they& #39;ve been taking pictures of john and horselock, imagine theyre getting married and lestrade pulls the photo album "this is when you met!! your first ride together!! when you jumped into the Thames!!!! and here& #39;s sherlock eating grass"
jim has a twin here apparently
oh no thats photoshop
anyway moriarty tell me where i can find a catboy bf i want one too
i may say this a lot but i like bbc lestrade, he cares about sherlock more than being just interested or obsessed with him, he simply cares about him and thats good, hes a good friend
john being sad bc soon he wont be able to pet sherlock is the strangest thing ive ever read, and i just read the shower thing
john i remind you this is A Horse
THE CATBOY IS HERE
horselock is fighting the catboy which was turned into a full tiger, not sure hes gonna win this one
HES DYING FOR REAL THO I SAID THAT AS A JOKE HORSEY DONT DIE
HES TURNING BACK HUMAN I REPEAT HORSELOCK IS NO MORE
actually you shouldn& #39;t have to explain the transformation to me this isnt Jekyll and Hyde
hes alive i think and human now so...
HE LLORADO QUE SI LE RECUERDA DE SUS TIEMPOS EQUINOS
ugh no john he hasn& #39;t brushed his teeth in weeks are you sure you wanna kiss that
its 5 am and im feeling things over horse fic
i only feel pity of course, about myself bc i wasted like 9 hours on this
gotta remind this john that hes not a doctor, but a vet
Gay People
WAIT
Gay horses
no john dont be weird you cant pet him hes in a coma or something
no sé ingles para esta parte pero les digo que sherlock humano relinchó
why does john think sherlock is gonna kick him out of his life after all this ends like hELLO you saved his life and gave him biscuits when he was a horse hes in love with u
mycroft:
john: bitch
mycroft:
mycroft: fair enough
john: bitch
mycroft:
mycroft: fair enough
when the actual romance starts im gonna be so mad pls i want horselock back, he was fun
I HATE THIS SHERLOCK PLEASE TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, IM TIRED!!!
sherlock is talking and suddenly i think john isnt in love with him anymore
this thread has become so annoying im sorry im trying to finish
john: i kinda like you
sherlock: you were literally homophobic three days ago
john: and? that& #39;s in the past now
sherlock: you were literally homophobic three days ago
john: and? that& #39;s in the past now
yeah so john admitted he was into sherlock even before he realized he actually was a person, even if he was suspicious at first he thought this was some super horse, NOT A PERSON
I hate this
I hate this