Directors summarized in one sentence, a thread.
- Wes Anderson: Pale people in 70's jackets stand in symmetrical rooms listening to victrola music

- Michael Bay: Some boobs explode

- Martin Scorsese: Every type of white person there's a slur for murders every other type while listening to the Rolling Stones

- Sam Raimi: Is there some way we can make blood...bouncy?

- Akira Kurosawa: [Guy saying "Boy I hope I don't get stabbed"] swipe cut to [that guy getting stabbed]

- Steven Spielberg: Aw, Christ, the Germans are at it again
- Leni Riefenstahl: Oh, good, the Germans are at it again

- Quentin Tarantino: A lady's foot says the N-word

- Joss Whedon: What if the fanfic you wrote in Junior High had the budget of a midsize island nation

- Wes Craven: The thinking man's teens-getting-stabbed!

- David Cronenberg: Ever have a bad stomach flu and barf up a buffet lunch? That's the bad guy.

- Yasujirō Ozu: Someone left a camera on the floor of somebody's house and now you have to study it in film school

- Mel Brooks: Hitler farting

- James Cameron: What if the Vietnam War had robots and monsters

- Woody Allen: Woody Allen? Woody Allen!

- Stanley Kubrick: Why is that creepy dude in the symmetrical room staring at me