01. There is nothing punk in any way about a boomer trust fund grandpa that stands like a toddler and who spends all of his time golfing, tweeting, and sucking off actually rich people. You& #39;re less punk than Phish fans.

02. "Freedom to offend" was only a punk attribute insofar as one was punching up, not down. When you punch down that& #39;s jock/cop/boss energy. A dirtbag teen flipping off a boss is punk. That boss flipping off a dirtbag teen is just being an asshole boss. No order is disturbed.

03. At its heart conservativism is simply a desire to maintain hierarchy. Conservatives only defend free expression when said free expression defends the heirarchy they seek to maintain. That& #39;s not punk it& #39;s boot-licking in the hopes of one day wearing the boot.

04. The best Dumb Tweets require entire threads to unpack, which is an inherent advantage conservative tweeters have, since at their core they have nothing to add, they just can& #39;t get off unless they& #39;re annoying or distracting from real solutions to the real crises they caused.

05. In conclusion