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The girls was homely as hell chile

Is Deshawn and Eric still married?
I forgot about Kim and her shiny wigs
âIâm a black woman trapped in a white womanâs bodyâ
Yâall did we ever figure out who Big Poppa was?
omggg Shè by Sheree ahhh what a treat

Nene been hilarious since day one âI been the Sheree house her gates donât even lockâ 






What was DeShawn doing in life that she needed 5 employees?
âMaybe they give record deals to people who can humâ
Nene being shady about Kim wanting to song but never singing

Donât be tardy for the party 




DeShawn wanted to raise 1 million dollars for âgirls with low self esteemâ
Who tf throws a party for 4K ppl in their home...
No one bidding at the auction. How embarrassing.
Chile not ONE bid. Invited people to your HOME for FREE & they spent no money. For your lame ass fundraiser....
A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.
Kim had 10 packs of cigarettes in her fridge.

They used to dress super casual for reunions.
Andy asked Kim if she didnât have cancer four times
Kim was such a loser season 1. Thirsty to be a friend to any black girl that would claim her.
Why I thought Kandi came way later than season 2
Remember Kandi ex AJ? Omg this show really been on forever

Lisa Woo was a bit nutty
âWHO GON CHECK ME BOOâ
Dwights parry looked so low budget

Kandi was really engaged to a 34 yr old man w/ 6 kids and 4 baby mamas
âI got room to grow to be yo sizeâ lmfaoooo why was Tanya so shady

This episode reminds me of â this bitch had the audacity to come to birthday party with a birthday giftâ 


Tonya said Lisa had swimmers hair. âWe can push you in the pool and it would curl right upâ
bitch those fighting worlds

Nene mocking Kim by singing âTardy for the Partyâ always takes me tf OUT

Nene said Kandi was was just okay and she wasnât wrong lmfaoooo âI just thought if you had a record deal youâd blow me out the waterâ
âShe seems a little bit ghetto. A little bit HOODâ
âI fly above all the haterrrsssâ lmfaooo that awful ass song
Iâm going to take a shot every time Kandi cries.
Kim smoking cigs in the crib is trashy.
The way Nene was trying to set Kim up by being a black girl in the Derek Blanks shoot
Kim had the right mind to say no

Kandi was the reason Kim was able to have success after Housewives. Not that Tardy for the Party was a smash hit but it definitely gave Kim something to be talked about. And Kandi is the one the made the song what it was.
Kim wanted to start a wig line but didnât know what a track was
Why did Nene cut up at Kim wig party like that?

Nene really been a hater since day one. Thatâs still my dawg but damn
Ohmygoodness I forgot AJ di*d. How tragic.
âThe people want to know. Who is Pookie & demâ Andy please lmaoo
Andy was relentless about Kimâs wig. Not him asking âcanât you just take the damn thing off?â Like what?
Lmaoo Kim was a waitress at Bahama Breeze before she met big poppa. (I too once waitresses at Bahama Breeze)
âIs yo wig squeezing your head too tight, heffa?â

Nene called Kim a low down monkey with a wig on lmaoooooo
âOh and so Lindsey Lohan daddy coming too?â That got me weak
Dwight feeling on Neneâs bare boob was cringe
The audio of Kim calling 911 on Nene for âchokingâ her lmfaooo if itâs one thing white women gon do itâs call the cops on you
The beginning on Nene and Cynthia. What a time.
I hated Cynthia hair when she first got on.
Cynthia said she loved the feeling on a man wanting to marry her but not actually marrying them
her and Peter was doomed from the start

Bryson went to visit a nigga in prison with weed in his pocket. A true dummy. When Nene got in his ass>>>>>
âI make sure the lights is on and the doorbell can ring!â âYou have lost your damn mind. When you find it, let me knowâ are my favorite lowkey Nene sayings

(Kandi is an awful singer)
The Ring Didnât Mean A Thinggg
Kim asked Kandi, Grammy winning song writer, to write her a song without offering to pay.
Sheree dating this âdoctorâ thatâs balding In the middle and calls himself the love doctor.
He asked her if they were out to eat and the ketchup was on her side of the table would she open it herself or ask him. And that she should ask him to make him feel needed.
Phaedraâs baby show was so odd
This nigga that Sheree was dating lmaooo he said he was going to cook for her and made spaghetti
Phaedra lying about how long she was pregnant jsjsjshdh

Never forget Kandi said she puts sugar in her coochie to make it sticky
Cynthia walked into her proposal party with her lashes in her hand lmaooo Peter was a dick for knowing she wouldnât like being proposed to like that but did it anyway
Itâs cute seeing how open Kim thirsted after Kroy especially since theyâre still together. She was open lmaooo
Nene cheap ass donating 20 funky dollars to charity. Girl you are on TV.
Phaedra didnât know shit about birthing or having a baby at all at 9 months pregnant
Sheree was relentless calling herself an actress and fashion designer when she was none of the sort.
I hope Sheree is still embarrassed for how long she entertained âDr.â Tye-E.
Nigga called for a prayer circle for a spades game.
Phaedra was an idiot chile. Just dumb.
Phaedra said âweâll see how this turns outâ referring to her newborn baby

Cynthia was a psycho for that damn friendship contact bee see how well that held up.
Idk why Phaedra mama freak me the hell out but she do
The Kandi & Kim tour

Kim told Don Juan âif you donât get your nappy ass....â

I canât believe Nene called Sweetie a slave and she didnât swing on her.