Now starting Real HouseWives ATL Season 1

The girls was homely as hell chile

Is Deshawn and Eric still married?

I forgot about Kim and her shiny wigs

“I’m a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body”

Y’all did we ever figure out who Big Poppa was?

omggg Shè by Sheree ahhh what a treat

Nene been hilarious since day one “I been the Sheree house her gates don’t even lock”

What was DeShawn doing in life that she needed 5 employees?

“Maybe they give record deals to people who can hum” Nene being shady about Kim wanting to song but never singing

Don’t be tardy for the party

DeShawn wanted to raise 1 million dollars for “girls with low self esteem”

Who tf throws a party for 4K ppl in their home...

No one bidding at the auction. How embarrassing.

Chile not ONE bid. Invited people to your HOME for FREE & they spent no money. For your lame ass fundraiser....

A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.

Kim had 10 packs of cigarettes in her fridge.

They used to dress super casual for reunions.

Andy asked Kim if she didn’t have cancer four times

Kim was such a loser season 1. Thirsty to be a friend to any black girl that would claim her.

Why I thought Kandi came way later than season 2

Remember Kandi ex AJ? Omg this show really been on forever

Lisa Woo was a bit nutty

“WHO GON CHECK ME BOO”

Dwights parry looked so low budget

Kandi was really engaged to a 34 yr old man w/ 6 kids and 4 baby mamas

“I got room to grow to be yo size” lmfaoooo why was Tanya so shady

This episode reminds me of “ this bitch had the audacity to come to birthday party with a birthday gift”

Tonya said Lisa had swimmers hair. “We can push you in the pool and it would curl right up” bitch those fighting worlds

Nene mocking Kim by singing “Tardy for the Party” always takes me tf OUT

Nene said Kandi was was just okay and she wasn’t wrong lmfaoooo “I just thought if you had a record deal you’d blow me out the water”

“She seems a little bit ghetto. A little bit HOOD”

“I fly above all the haterrrsss” lmfaooo that awful ass song

I’m going to take a shot every time Kandi cries.

Kim smoking cigs in the crib is trashy.

The way Nene was trying to set Kim up by being a black girl in the Derek Blanks shoot Kim had the right mind to say no

Kandi was the reason Kim was able to have success after Housewives. Not that Tardy for the Party was a smash hit but it definitely gave Kim something to be talked about. And Kandi is the one the made the song what it was.

Kim wanted to start a wig line but didn’t know what a track was

Why did Nene cut up at Kim wig party like that?

Nene really been a hater since day one. That’s still my dawg but damn

Ohmygoodness I forgot AJ di*d. How tragic.

“The people want to know. Who is Pookie & dem” Andy please lmaoo

Andy was relentless about Kim’s wig. Not him asking “can’t you just take the damn thing off?” Like what?

Lmaoo Kim was a waitress at Bahama Breeze before she met big poppa. (I too once waitresses at Bahama Breeze)

“Is yo wig squeezing your head too tight, heffa?”

Nene called Kim a low down monkey with a wig on lmaoooooo

“Oh and so Lindsey Lohan daddy coming too?” That got me weak

Dwight feeling on Nene’s bare boob was cringe

The audio of Kim calling 911 on Nene for “choking” her lmfaooo if it’s one thing white women gon do it’s call the cops on you

The beginning on Nene and Cynthia. What a time.

I hated Cynthia hair when she first got on.

Cynthia said she loved the feeling on a man wanting to marry her but not actually marrying them her and Peter was doomed from the start

Bryson went to visit a nigga in prison with weed in his pocket. A true dummy. When Nene got in his ass>>>>>

“I make sure the lights is on and the doorbell can ring!” “You have lost your damn mind. When you find it, let me know” are my favorite lowkey Nene sayings

(Kandi is an awful singer)

The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thinggg

Kim asked Kandi, Grammy winning song writer, to write her a song without offering to pay.

Sheree dating this “doctor” that’s balding In the middle and calls himself the love doctor.

He asked her if they were out to eat and the ketchup was on her side of the table would she open it herself or ask him. And that she should ask him to make him feel needed.

Phaedra’s baby show was so odd

This nigga that Sheree was dating lmaooo he said he was going to cook for her and made spaghetti

Phaedra lying about how long she was pregnant jsjsjshdh

Never forget Kandi said she puts sugar in her coochie to make it sticky

Cynthia walked into her proposal party with her lashes in her hand lmaooo Peter was a dick for knowing she wouldn’t like being proposed to like that but did it anyway

It’s cute seeing how open Kim thirsted after Kroy especially since they’re still together. She was open lmaooo

Nene cheap ass donating 20 funky dollars to charity. Girl you are on TV.

Phaedra didn’t know shit about birthing or having a baby at all at 9 months pregnant

Sheree was relentless calling herself an actress and fashion designer when she was none of the sort.

I hope Sheree is still embarrassed for how long she entertained “Dr.” Tye-E.

Nigga called for a prayer circle for a spades game.

Phaedra was an idiot chile. Just dumb.

Phaedra said “we’ll see how this turns out” referring to her newborn baby

Cynthia was a psycho for that damn friendship contact bee see how well that held up.

Idk why Phaedra mama freak me the hell out but she do

The Kandi & Kim tour

Kim told Don Juan “if you don’t get your nappy ass....”

I can’t believe Nene called Sweetie a slave and she didn’t swing on her.