hetalia ships u shouldn’t ship - thread

latin hetalia characters/ocs x the countries that colonized them

vietnam x america. first of all, vietnam likes women not men and second,,, it’s insensitive highkey.

america x mexico. i’m pretty sure you know why.

hawaii/puerto rico x america. no comment.

spamano. diet usuk for people who don’t like usuk. romano grew up with spain, not blood related but it’s weird to fuck someone that raised you as a toddler.

germancest + italycest. self explanatory.

any incest ships tbh.

greenland x norway/denmark. those two had brought disease to the natives/inuit of greenland, killing them off in the process. it’s weird to date someone who killed half ur people.

any characters with the physical age of a minor x any characters with the physical age of being 18+

END OF THREAD!!! if you have anything i missed please let me know,,, thank uu