(I post at my own risk knowing the ire I draw with this statement) So I've never actually seen more than a handful of episodes of Buffy. And while I wasnt looking to relive the 90s/early 2000s...I'm starting a watch through. Expect the dumbest commentary ever, right here.

Oh right, the five episodes I did watch were what informed me I'm into people who look like villains but are actually heroes

I have a crush on Angel immediately oops

Sad, mysterious man with angry eyebrows? Check.

I want to squish all these prosthetics. I dont know why, they just look like they'd squish.

Oof the ~fashion~ is not something I miss

Its episode 2 and we're already jumping into an 'end of the world' plot huh

The end of the world has good music at least

Ah, Freddy Kreuger vampire. Of course.

Another 'highschool is like a jungle' analogy when the clique gets possessed by a hyena. For real, those kids that literally ATE their principal...where did they go??

Broody vampire man with angry eyebrows and a leather jacket hanging out in a grungy danceclub? Hello. My type.

"The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive." Wow. Edgy. This is 100% what a 90s cybervillain would say.

Cyborg vampire. Of course.

Quark is an awful highschool principal, what a creep

Ah, the ramenhaired vampire man everyone is obsessed with has arrived

Does anyone ever say "we named the dog Spike" in this series

Why is this grown woman acting like a diseased victorian urchin I'm not down for this Oliver Twist stuff

...I do not care for the ramenhaired vamp man. :/

Ummmmmmmm is this college senior hitting on 16 year old Buffy Summers? Barf. No. Ew.

Can yall. Not. Can she have an age appropriate crush. I'm all for Angel dont get me wrong but I'm also not 16. This age gap is wiggin me out.

I immediately and strongly hate all these college bros. Not only because they're in a cult.