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My brother sent a video of him wasted near an empty GIANT margarita glass with the waiter smearing whip cream all over his face to the family group chat
My parents are conservative Christians who haven’t tasted alcohol in over 35 years
Read the room bro????
My parents are conservative Christians who haven’t tasted alcohol in over 35 years
Read the room bro????
My mother’s only response “oh. What restaurant is this?”
$5 says my mother calls shortly and tells me I have to delete this.
My brother: Do you see the size of my margarita glass? They got me good
My mother: Did you pay extra to decorate like that?
My father: *Has not responded to a single text*
Me and my sister:
My mother: Did you pay extra to decorate like that?
My father: *Has not responded to a single text*
Me and my sister:
