Thread by @SMiTHiE___, Summary of today's gist: A thread.1.Rema woke up and started dragging imaginary [...]

Summary of today's gist: A thread.

1.
Rema woke up and started dragging imaginary people, He said he was rich before fame, but couldn't afford to buy beats.
He said he stole Eric's laptop, he also added that he has died before.

IDK but this is pure shepeteri Twitter doing.

2.

Popular shoe seller (Danny walter) took monster drink that was mixed with dry gin and tweeted "Rema is bigger than Wizkid"

One guy(Seyifunmi) saw the Rubbish tweet, became angry and quoted Danny's tweet with
" New day, different fool."

3.

The same shoe seller was accused of stealing a tweet from anonymous Twitter, he tried defending himself saying he can't Drag words with people that are not proud of their faces!!

"Clear skin, fine face. But you dey thief tweets at a fast pace."
Anon(BagOfNut) replied him

4.

Twitter influencer (Pamilerin) posted a video of Kayanmata plug(Jaruma) turning okro inside dabussy of one babe, she said her Kayanmata is very active.

She also said "Smoking shisha causes vagina dryness"
Something Dr Funmi cannot explain in several threads....

5.

Cohead Shepeteri Twitter(Ewawunmi)saw the video and she said no matter what Jaruma mix, no woman can take her man from her, the tweet was still peaceful until (Akor)quoted it with

"Careful now, your man is the bread winner of the family and you know your history with breads"

6.

Rema dropped a political tweet and deleted it shortly , then came to tell us that he has deleted the tweet already, (Shola) replied him with
"They can't do you nada"

Lmao, person wey Dem just release from kirikiri pro over parody account

7.

One babe(Pamela) said she ordered doughnut for her man but the vendor changed the order when she knew who it was meant for ,claiming she knows what he likes,she didn't even include the love note Pamela sent

Dem still dey settle the matter till now

7.One babe(Pamela) said she ordered doughnut for her man but the vendor changed the order when she knew who it was meant for ,claiming she knows what he likes,she didn't even include the love note Pamela sent Dem still dey settle the matter till now

8.

Burna boy that has been off Twitter for a while now, heard that Rema is trending and felt he should chook mouth.
He said Rema is a real G.
He also said most Nigerian artists are fake , that the real ones among them no pass 3

Who could the last person be???

8.Burna boy that has been off Twitter for a while now, heard that Rema is trending and felt he should chook mouth.He said Rema is a real G.He also said most Nigerian artists are fake , that the real ones among them no pass 3 Who could the last person be???

Celebrity Twitter is the cause of most chaos today.

Relationship Twitter was mute all through.

Shepeteri Twitter proved they are still active.

Nothing from Patriarchy FC and Feminist coven today.

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