kpop idols can’t have normal birthdays: a thread

literally no one:
ateez: *puts random letters on a perfectly fine cake to not waste candles*

it’s just physically impossible for the boyz to simply have an orderly birthday party with no chaos

never forget about the time day6 didn't have any candles for dowoon’s birthday cake so they stuck a whole ass baguette in it and tried to light it but that just simply burnt the tip so then they stabbed the baguette with two chopsticks and lit them

kpop idols can sing, rap, dance, have all sorts of talents, you name it, but they can’t hold cakes if their life depended on it

normal people celebrating birthdays: *blow out candles, eat cake, celebrate a bit*
pentagon: *runs marathons,snatches hats,does all kinds of acrobatics,yells at cake,shows socks to the audience,calls people through their shoe,and most importantly, yells for 5 minutes straight*

and here I present to you the song of the year, Haechan’s special birthday song ft. nct127’s random noises

you’re sad? remember when stays sang happy birthday to Felix during a concert and you could literally see his face light up with happiness and then he even took off his ear piece to hear them more clearly because he was just so touched? now you’re sadder